FanFiction
Anko x Kakashi: ''Gaara's birthday''
-one month later-
Anko: I look fat!
Kakashi: You know…
Anko: Wraah! I'm hungry!
Kakashi: Again? –bored-
Anko: Shut the hell up!
Kakashi: *Now I want to slap her! Came down Kakashi!*
Anko: Move, Choji!
Choji: ?
Kakashi: Sorry Choji. She is hungry every 28 seconds.
Choji: Since…
Kakashi: She's pregnant.
Choji: Ohh. I see, that is happening.
Kakashi: Hah!
Kuranai: Move that fridge is mine. ALL MINE!
Anko: No! It's both of us!
Kuranai: Now it's mine.
Tsunade: SHUT UP!
Shikamaru: What is this? Hahahahahaha you two are like some food vacuums? Both of you look very fat.
Kuranai&Anko: What did you just said?
Shikamaru: Eeer…I need to brush my…er…legs!
Kakashi: Brush your legs? HAHAHAHAHA
Shikamaru: :blush: err noo…nooo
Kakashi: Hahah brush…legs…hahaHAHAHAHa
Asuma: Did you all forgot? There's party tonight!
Kakashi: What party?
Asuma: It's Gaara's birthday.
Kuranai: There will be food?
Anko: NOOO. Look at me I'm so fat.
Kakashi: Honey, your not fat it's…
Anko: And what do you know? –punch him- Your not woman at all!
Kakashi: Ouch! That hurts!
Anko: Sorry –feels guilty-
Kakashi: *C'mon! Don't slap her. Remember what Jiraiya said…*
Anko: I'm fat and I cannot…
Kuranai: C'mon! There will be some food and…
Anko: I'm fat!
Kakashi: Your not fat. I mean you are fat, but…
Anko: What did you just said? –angrily-
Kakashi: That is normal that you are that…er…that…!
Anko: I'm still not going.
Kakashi: In 9th month you won't leave our room!
Anko: Oh. You were pregnant so you know all these things!
Kakashi: No. Jiraiya told me!
Anko: And he know..
Jiraiya: Yes I do.
Anko: Whatever! I'm still not going!
Kakashi: Please… -puppy eyes-
Anko: Noo,not that puppy eyes. Please…Alright I'm going.
Kakashi: Yay me! *Dude I act like London Tipton! Am I becoming fancy girl? Nooo WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, KAKASHI?*
Anko: Err…Yay you! *Weird!*
-It's time…-
Naruto: Come one guys! Hurry! We're gonna be late all…Where's Kakashi?
Anko: KAKASHI! BRING YOUR FACE DOWN HERE OR I WILL...
Kakashi: -scared- COMING!*Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa*
Anko: -smiles-
Naruto: Okay. Time to go.
Gaara: Hey! Welcome!
Naruto: Happy birthday, Gaara, this is for you!
Gaara: Err...Blander? Thanks, Naruto.
Jiraiya: Happy birthday, son, this is for you.
Gaara: Thanks. ONE OF YOURS BOOKS? *OMFG I totally love it!* Well..Thanks...
Kakashi: *I want that book! Grrr*
Kuranai: Happy birthday Gaara. This is from me and Asuma.
Asuma: Yea. Whatever. Happy birthday *Why I cannot have Action man doll from America?*
Gaara: ACTION MAN DOLL FROM AMERICA? *HAHAHAHAHAH YAAY* I'm not kid…but…thanks.
Sakura: Happy birthday! This is from me and Sasuke.
Sasuke: Happy B.
Gaara: Ball?
Sakura: Galactic ball!
Sasuke: *I WANT THAT GALACTIC BALL…*
Gaara: Thank you. *AHAHAHAHAHAHA I HAVE ALL TOYS I WANTED TO HAVE! BUT THERE IS ONE MORE..*
Anko: Happy birthday.
Gaara: *PRESENT,PRESENT!*
Anko: Kakashi…
Gaara: Anko!
Anko: ?
Gaara: You look fat!
Anko: What did you…?
Kakashi: HE SAID YOU LOOK WONDERFUL!
Anko: Err…thanks!
Gaara: Thanks.
Kakashi: You welcome. This is from me and Anko…
Gaara: Barbie and Ken? *YAAAAAAAAAY I GOT THEM ALL I GOT THEM ALL!*
Kakashi: *HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH* Err…Yes…
Gaara: Umm thanks…
Ino: Happy birthday!
Gaara: Calculator? *WHAT THE HELL?* Thanks.
Shikamaru: Happy birthday!
Gaara: Pencil?
Shikamaru: Very expensive pencil! *YEA RIGHT!*
Gaara: Thanks.
Tenten and Hinata: Happy birthday.
Gaara: Thanks. Pencil? *WORST PRESENT EVER!* and dress *I'M NOT FUCKING GIRL!*
Tenten: I hope you like dress. It's my present.
Gaara: Umm Tenten…I'm boy.
Tenten: WHAT?
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