Disclaimer: I do not own The Twilight Saga, Stephanie Myers does.
Jasper's point of view
"How To Be A Good Vampire" the title of the book read. I am Japer Hale-Cullen and on a mission to be a good vampire. I will be a good vampire, I will not kill the town, or the state, or the country, or the world! Now back to reading…
How To Be A Good Vampire: Chapter One – Smile and Be Kind
A common human habit is to smile and be kind. Throughout the day, humans will wave or smile offering good words and luck to each other never swearing or hurting each other! In order to help fit in with the human species and be a 'Good vampire' join in on the politeness and joy of a human's short life span.
I urge you to try this exercise; Go to the local human super-market and walk around as if you yourself are grocery shopping. For every person you see; smile, wave and say a polite hello, or offer a compliment or conversation.
Alright, I think I'll try it! I grabbed my coat and skipped out the door. I walked into Forks' local super-market and looked around. There were frantic mothers, a few kids, people and I smelt Bella. Yum, her blood so – No!, I'm a good vampire now! After watching, I decided to walk around like the instructions said.
"Hi!" I said waving with a huge smile on my face at a lady wearing a bright yellow dress. She walked faster giving me an odd look. Her emotions said: creepy-boy.
"Hello sir, I love your 'Star Wars' tie ~!" I happily sang with joyous butterflies swimming in my eyes. The mans jumped and called me gay… His emotions say: Creepy kid needs help.
" Hello ma'm, God is looking down on you with a radiant smile today, singing about your shoes~!" Apparently, she misheard me for she replied,
" I am a proud atheist and my shoes are not a sin!" walking away in a huff. This is not working out…Ooh, I smell Bella comin' my way!
"Hello beautiful, the sun will shine in your eyes, but you won't go blind!" I sang to her.
"Uh… Jasper, what are you doing?" She asked me confused.
"Learning to be a 'Good Vampire' and doing the excise in my book, "How To Be A Good Vampire"." I told her with a huge grin. " It says that humans are always nice to each other and to be kind, and to compliment everyone, and always smile!"
"Sure thing Jasper…" Bella said, her emotion told me; the book is wrong we are mean people, us humans…
Authors Note: Thank you for reading and I hope you enjoyed the story. This was not meant to insult Jasper or religion, but for mere humor purposes only! The Next chapter will be about "To be a good vampire, make kids laugh!" Please review! - TheNecromancerSorceress