Funny Business

There once was a business man from peru,
A dog came up, and peed on his shoe,
With rage he turned blue,
Whilst that dog, he had a poo,
And the businessman stood in that too!

He went to make a deal,
With a man dressed in teal,
Who said with such steel,
"What is that smell, coming from your shoe?
Poo, Poo, Poo, Poo,
Dog poo is on your shoe!"

"Maybe I can test,
Your cleaning machine with all its zest,
On the poo, that's on your shoe!"
So the man did a test,
with the cleaning machine better than the rest,
On the poo, on the business mans shoe!

The poo cane straight off,
And so did the pee,
So, the businessman, with much glee
Sold his invention away with a large fee
Of two-thousand and three
Pounds

By Ultimatewarriorxx