"s-shrek-sama.." yato moaned
"god damn it shrek when is my turn?!" sasuke u fukin twat yato is having his diddly darn moment!
sasuke needs more patience, shrek thought
bEEEEP BEEEEEP omg wtf yato wakes up in his bed and sees angry (th:(is angry) sasuke starin at him "WHAT KIND OF GOD ARE U WE GOTTA GET TO SCHOOL"
yato is sad because its a dream but its okay he'll because mhm that ogre will be his "ok"
"kyaaaa~!" yato squealed as shrek walked through the halls "shrek sama~!"
"zoo wee mama i want some of that" sasuke moaned
"please notice me shrek-senpai! kyaaah~!" yato called.
"bitch that aint gonna work we gotta follow him home zoo wee mama"sasuke said
as they followed shrek after school yato noticed something on the hokage monument
"one rock looks like s-shrek sama.."
"y r u girls following me um CREEPY ALERT XD" shrek asked. OMG. HE. SPOTTED. THEM. *macklemore voice* whatwhatwhat
"kyaa!~ shrek sama!" yato couldnt hold his pants for even a moment. god damn.
"lemme handle dis." sasuke sighed. "SEKKI NO JUTSU!"
yukine appears in a bikini "shrek samaaaa ;)
"what a sexy sekki" shrek faints and they kidnap him
"w-what happen?" shrek wakes up in a dark room tied up
"sorry shrek senpai but we want answers"
"and ur ogre dick" god damn sasuke!
"wat do u want to know"
"WHY IS YOUR SEXY FACE BUILT HARD ON THE ROCK SHREK SENPAI"
"ya its not fair only i deserve to make you hard :("
*blushin*
shrek sama gets my heart going doki doki.. yato thought
"then WHO IS IT?" SASUKE DEMAND. HE DEMAND SO HARD THAT I USE CAPITALS.
"it is..."
TO BE CONTINUED