Another crack fic that I've been meaning to get out in this format, but didn't for some reason :P

It's between Lily and James sooooooo enjoy!

Disclaimer: Psh, you'd be stupid to think that I owned this.

"POTTER! YOU HAVE CROSSED THE LINE THIS TIME!"

"Look Lily – I'm sorry! For whatever I did - And there's no stupid li-,"

"NO LINE! NO LINE! I'LL SHOW YOU LINE. LOOK WHERE MY FINGER IS TOUCHING THE GROUND. AND THAT INVISIBLE LINE WILL BE THE CLOSESTYOU WILL EVER GET TO TOUCHING ME!"

"You're being absolutely ridicule- wait. Are you suggesting that you want me to touch you?"

"…"

"Stop smirking at me Potter before I put a Bat-Bogey Hex on you. And NO I DON'T WANT YOU TO TOUCH ME."

"You sure about that my little Lily Flower? You seemed a bit hesitant…"

"Don't. Call. Me. Lily. Flower."

"Oh don't be so uptight Evans!"

"Stop changing the damn subject Potter!"

"What do you mean I'm changing the subject? You're the one changing the subject!"

"…"

"…"

"…"

"Er…you were saying?

"…"

"Um Lily? Just – just calm down and I'll listen to what you're saying."

"You. Are. One. Really. Lucky. Bloke."

"Of course I am. I am the hottest guy in all of Hogwarts!"

"…"

"Oh – sorry."

"You're downright lucky Slughorn's on the other end of the corridor Potter. Because if he wasn't, I'd hex you so hard your kid's kids AND great-great grandfathers will feel it!"

"…"

"I am here to tell you that you have gone too far with your so-called infatuation (obsession) with me! I have to admit, this is a new low. Even for you! You're such a stalker!"

"A stalker? You make me sound like one of those psycho muggles that rape kids!"

"Because you are Pot-Head! You STOLE A PIECE OF MY HAIR!"

"Pot-head? Did you seriously just call me Pot-head? Running out of insults are you Evans? Toerag a bit overused isn't it?OW! What the bloody hell did you do that for?"

"For being a total idiot and breaking your promise to pay attention to what I'm saying!"

"Huh, women are so touchy…OW! I think you broke my arm Evans! I won't be able to play the next Quidditch match against Hufflepuff! I won't stand it if those wimpy losers won again!"

"Stop being such a baby, you'll live."

"I'LL LIVE? I WON'T BE ABLE TO DAMN BREATHE, WOMEN!"

THUMP!

"Are you done?"

"Argh…great. First an arm and now the head. Soon enough you'll hit me too hard and I'll lose all my brain cells. I'll be stupider that Siruis!"

"For the record, you have no brain cells and there isn't such a word as STUPIDER! Honestly."

"I repeat – women are so touchy."

"Can we please get back to the manner of which I tell you off for STEALING MY HAIR?"

"You won't be getting an answer out of me. Women are so violent – AHA! See! You just tried to sock me again! But thanks to my amazing Quidditch senses, I have once again prevailed against the evil that is the – AAAAAAH!"

"Wow Potter. Didn't know that your Quidditch skills were that amazing that you'd get caught in the trick step again."

"Shut it and help me out!"

"Oh aren't you the touchy one now, eh?"

"Come on! Please help me out of here! I've got a detention with McGonagall in five minutes!"

"Well, well, well. Let me think – how about a NO!"

"Lily! Get back here! LILY! EVANS! I'M GONNA GET YOU BACK FOR THIS ONE DAY!"

"Goodnight Potter! Have fun at your detention!"

"Dammit! Why the bloody hell are women so damn confusing?"

Okay enough? I don't know, review anyway! :D

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