Zombie Tag
A/N: Not sure where the Hell this came from! Really just a random thing that came from my mind's uterus! Also, this is the first time Jesse is NOT hanging out with Shannon! Surprising, I know! But yeah, Imma bitch like that!
Disclaimer: I do not own WWE or any of its employees, nor TNA Wrestling or any of its employees. Those damn llama lawyers I hired haven't been very helpful.
Pairing: None!
Mark and Glenn sighed, relaxing in their locker room, enjoying the silence. For the first time in years, they could enjoy the content of a silent locker room. Though they knew it sounded bad, Mark and Glenn were glad that Jeff, Shannon, and Brian were fired. They were able to have some peace and quiet, not being forced to listen to the trio giggling and gossiping and painting each others nails. But, unfortunately, Smackdown still wasn't completely peaceful...
"Tag, you're a zombie!"
"Oh Hell no, you didn't get me! You touched my skirt!"
Glenn shoved his head in his hands, sighing when he heard Sara and Jesse playing another game of Zombie Tag in the hallway. Mark tried to block out the sound, taking his iPod out but remembered he didn't know how to use the damned thing in the first place.
"Ow! You really bit me! You're adopted!" Mark and Glenn heard somebody squeak. They weren't sure as to whom it was until Sara ran into their locker room, plopping down into Mark's lap.
"Papa Mark, Jesse bit me!"
Jesse ran in after her, an angry pout on his face, "Nuhuh! You're the zombie, Sara, why would I bite you?"
The two argued over the subject, accusing each other of being the zombie before Glenn finally had enough. He picked the two up and slung them over his shoulders, carrying them out of the room and setting them down next to catering.
"I've had enough of you two acting like little children!" Glenn scanned his eyes over everyone that was in catering, spotting the Straight Edge Society, "why don't you go play with Phil and Luke? They love playing zombies."
"Okay, Uncle Glenn! See you later!" Sara kissed her "Uncle's" cheek before grabbing Jesse's hand and leading him over to Phil and Luke.
Glenn sighed in relief, making his way back to the locker room and sitting back down next to his brother.
"What'd you do with the zombies?"
"I gave them off to the SES... Phil and Luke just don't know it yet..."
The End
A/N: I absolutely love the idea of Mark and Glenn being Sara's "family." It amuses me to no end! Hmm, yes, Uncle Glenn is ze evil, no? Poor SES, they're gonna be zombified! XD I hope you loved it! Review nd fave please! ~ Mrs. DH Smith