Hey, I hope you enjoy this little project of mine :) R&R and remember I dont own deathnote because if I did I'd make it a yaoi overload, ect, Enjoy!

~Ayame out~

Crunch, crunch, crunch.A annoyed teen clenched his eyes sighed before rolling over to face L. L just turned his head and stared.

"Look...Ryuzaki, didn't I tell you not to eat in bed?"L smirked

"What makes you think im eating in bed? Dont you trust me?"

"Now first of all, I can see the pocky box under the sheets, and dont talk about trust when you think im Kira."L grabed another pocky stick before chomping on it.

"Mmm, Light look..." L grabbed three more pocky sticks. "Did you know that there is a thing called, fan fiction? Yeah, I was searching online and found one about L and Kira." He kept on munching on pocky.

"...Your point is?" Light's eyes narrowed.

"Ah, I was just wondering, now who would be top?" L seemed so interested in his candy that he want even paying attention to what he was just stared, then slowly moved towards then moved over L so he was now, above him, he used his hands to support himself up.

"Ryuzaki...Im top, it just cant work the other way..."Light seemed to have gotten flushed.

"Well enough fairy-tails." L grabbed Light's stomach and flipped him on his back so now he was on this movement L's candy got all over the bed.

"Hey, this doesn't work that way..." L grinned.

"Ah Light-kun, you do know there are cameras in here?"Light's face transformed into horror.

"Eh! L get off this isnt funny!" Light tried kicking him off but L's godly strength held him down.

"Im sorry Light-kun, I cant do that until you say you're Kira!" Light tried to kick L's stomach but hit his 'no-no spot' insted...

"Ah! Ryuzaki Im so sorry!"

"Oh...you did it this time..." L riped off Light's shirt and took a paper out of his pocket.

"What? Do I have a scar?" Light looked at his stomach and back at L.

"No its just that...It's even better in real life! See?" L turned the picture so Light could see it. The picture was of Light changing clothes, luckly he had pants on. Light's face stayed blank for a few seconds.

"You homosexual donut eater!"Light tried to shake L off but L was like quick sand, the more you moved, the more he clung to you!

"Oh relax Light-kun, it's just a hobby of scrap booking." L reached under his pillow and grabbed a scrap he moved so much that he was now sitting on Light's stomach.L gave the book to Light to read, after a few seconds, Light's face made it look like he was getting raped in the butt.

"All these pictures are of me naked!"

"No no no, only half are of you naked, if you look at the end, I photoshoped your face onto famous porn stars, see?" L fliped to the last page. "Look, your sixpack isn't that big."

"Ryuzaki...will you let me go now?" L nodded as he got off Light then quickly slipped under the tried to sneak away but L grabbed his stomach and pulled him back on the bed.

"Ah Light, just relax and go back to bed..."L said with a sleepy voice.

"Thats the problem, I was never asleep!" In Light's head he wondered why L hadn't been arrested for being a pedophile or from things we'll never know.