Behold! The next, marvelous story in the Bar Wars series! REVENGE OF THE PHONES!

Jak: Phones.

Cir: Yes, phones. Now time for the very first chapter

BAR WARS: ATTACK OF THE PHONES
Chapter One: Daxter's Revenge

DAxter walked happily into te FL HQ. He hopped on the communicator. "So, what's new tatoo face?" he asked Torn.

"Have you seen Jak?" Torn asked.

"Yeah, he's sitting on his couch watching the'Friends' marathon on CBC," Daxter said.He walked to the centre of the table. "So what's going on? What's this do?"

"NO!"

Daxter pressed a button which turned on the hologram,right where Daxter was standing, which shocked the heck out of him. The hologram machineexploded, throwing Daxter back.

"You idiot!" Torn yelled. "That took forever to get right! We're defenceless now!"

"Defenceless, eh?" Erol, who was standingin the corner, said.

"Don't get ideas, KG boy."

"Hey, I'm human now!This is my home too!"

Torn turned back to Daxter. "Get out."

"But-"

"NOW!.!.!.!" DAxter ran out.

(At the half repaired Naughty Ottsel)

"Stupid Torn," Daxter said while pacing. "It wasn't my fault it blew up."

"Yeah, just like it wasn't my fault the metalheads broke into the city!" Praxis groaned.

A freedom guard operating a crane was holding tons of beams, which a guard on the rafters was taking. But the crane guard accidently pressed the drop button, and they dropped on Praxis, killing him. No one noticed. (Don't worry, he'll be back next chapter. I'm planning on him dying almost every chapter in this story)

"You know, rat boy, you could get some revenge," Pecker suggested. "I know someone very good at hypnosis."

"Okay!" Daxter said. "Lure him to Onin's tent. I'll bring everyone else to watch from the doorway."

"This I have to see," Kor said.

"Don't anyone care Praxis died?" Erol asked.

"I don't," Errol said. (When it's spelt Erol, it means Jak2 Erol. When it's spelt Errol, It's Cyber Errol. They're now two different people. And isn't it weird they changed the spelling of his name in Jak3?)

Everyone looked. "Since when has there been normal Erol and Cyber Errol?" Jak, who just arrived) asked.

"Since I got that magic book from Et Cetera," Erol said.

(At Onin's tent)

Torn walked into the tent. "You wanted to see me?" he said to Pecker. Just then Et steped out of the shadows. It turned out he was the hypnosis master.

Everyone was outside the door, looking in anxiously. "That's your cue!" Daxter said to Krew, who floated into the way so Torn couldn't escape, but they could see. Then Jak heard a clang from down the road.

"I'll be back in a minute," he said to Daxter before taking out his morph gun. He walked over to the turn and was lunged at by a metalhead. Jak's gyro blaster went flying out of his hand.

Kor picked it up. "What's this do?" He pulled the trigger. The drone flew out and over the rooftops.

Errol and Erol were talking. "I say we kill Jak first!" Errol said.

"No, let's get Torn!" Erol said. Then the drone flew above them. "What's that?" Erol asked.

"Uh-oh," Errol said, before he was rapidly shot and he fell down, motionless. "Man that hurt," he said before fainting.

Jak stuffed the metalhead's head in a garbage can. It jumped out but Kor walked over and glared at it. "Sorry sir," the metalhead said.

Et took out a wristwatch tied to a string. "I ran out of pocketwatches," he said to Pecker, who was giving him a weird look. "You are getting sleeeepy, sleeeeepy, you are going to sleep, which is when your eyes are closed and you are snoring."

Torn fell asleep. But since everyone who was watching in the door was looking at the stopwatch, they, AKA everyone but Jak, Kor, Erol, Errol, Kleiver, Praxis, Pecker, Oninand Veger, were looking the the wristwatch, they fell asleep too.

"You are a Star Wars character when I snap my fingers," Et said.

Then Pecker saw the ones at the door. "Wait!" But Et had snapped his fingers.

There you go. Last time it was drunkness, this time it is hypnosis.

Jak: Yay! I'm not hypnotised!

Cir: That's right, review!