Disclaimer: Ever wonder why this was called fanfiction?
Blue used Covet!
Green was minding his own business, training and other things that should've left him alone but Blue decided she needed to teach him about how to interact with other human beings. This was how he was stuck in a tree with her, hoping to escape their fans.
"Battle me, Green!"
"Blue, be my girlfriend!"
What will Blue do? Blue tried to run!
"There they are! Get them!"
But it failed!
Green used Glare! Fans became Paralyzed!
Blue and Green escaped from crowd!
At the Viridian Gym…
"Greenie, thanks for saving me from those stalkers!" Blue said sweetly. Behind Green's back, he knew Charizard and the others were winking and nudging each other. He knew they thought he had feelings for her, but he wasn't sure about it.
"Oh, what's this?" Blue used Covet! Blue stole Green's Badge! "Bye for now!"
Blue sent out Jiggly! Jiggly used Fly! (?)
Charizard used Fly! Green chased after Blue!
Gold was walking along innocently (not) with his good friend Silver, when he stumbled upon two bodies in the woods.
"What is it now, Gold?" Silver asked. He looked at where Gold was pointing. Green and Blue were tired from their chase and fell asleep, with the latter's head on Green's shoulder.
Silver fainted! Gold is upset! Green woke up! "Uh, this isn't what it looks like!"
Blue woke up! "Huh? Why is Silver on the ground?" She looked at Gold and remembered his perverted actions…
Blue used ExtremeSpeed!
Gold used ExtremeSpeed!
Green used Facepalm!
Silver used Snore! Green went back to sleep!
And that is the story of how Crystal found Gold at Professor Oak's lab all beaten up, Blue sleeping with Green in the Viridian Forest and Silver with glaring problems.
Yeah… OldRival isn't what I can easily write about, unlike Frantic. But, um, if you got here, thanks for reading!