A/N This will be silly Christmas lists for the charactes of Harry Potter. First i would like to say this was co-written with my bff- HI COZ! heh. PLEASE REVIEW! Now first we have...:
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Dear The Person
Who Gives Out Gifts,
Here is a list of things i would appriciate
for Christmas,
Cookies (my secret stash of Mallomars,
preferably..).
Harry, finnish 'im off already! ( hopefully you
know who i mean...)
Remus, get a girlfriend coughTONKScough.
Remus, get a job man! and some books too.
A cute little dog coat
for when i'm in my animagus form!
Hermione & Ron to get
together, come on, it's obvious-- even to a "DEAD" guy.
For Mr.Rat coughPETERcough to meet his end ( Preferabley
Crookshanks, or a rat trap...)
Can i kinda get out of this time
warp thing i'm in?
Some company would be nice, and i don't mean
anyone from the "VOLDIE" clique.
For Snivelus (SNAPE)
to finnaly discover higene...shiver.
For Dumblebor to come
back! Harry would appriciate it, not as much as he would 'preciate me
though...goes into a long rant about how is better, and oh-so
wonderful.
Bath room, would be helpful (HINT HINT-- NOT a
PORTA-POTTY!)
. ...Skipping this wish...
For Gred and
Feorge to wreck havoc on the worl, (IN A GOOD WAY, if possible...)
insert evil laugh here...
One of those cool poncho thingies,
always wanted one...heh.
Harry to get a decent nick name,(hate
those hyphen-ated things...)
Pirate costume, for HALLOWEEN, and a
piercing (preferably my ear lobe) so i can get one of those cool,
gold, hoopy, earings!
Girlfriend, i'm so LONELY! starts singing
"LONELY"
A comfy fu-ton.
Presses play on the cd
player "feliz navidad" playsdoes the shimmy while
singing I WANNA WISH YOU A MERRY X-MAS. I WANNA WISH YOU A MERRY
X-MAS. I WANNA WISH YOU A MERRY X-MAS, FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY
HEAAAAAAAARRRTTT!
PLEASE CAN I GET MY GIFTS NOW?
-Sirus (whilst stuck in Limbo, and no, i don't mean the dance.)