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There is no way!

Bella

"There is no way I'm going to a sex exhibition!"

"Think about it as a gift for me on my birthday. We are not leaving you alone or anything. It will be ok. Please?"

"Alice that's not fair! I'll get you anything - just ask. There must be something?"

"No there's nothing! You are coming."

"Yee! We are going to have so much fun all the three of us together!" Rosalie popped into our conversation.

"No!"

"Oh yes!" They said together and smiled jumping around - getting all excited.

"Are Emmet and Jasper really ok with you going there?" This was it. My only way out. There was no way their boyfriends would be ok with them going to a sex exhibition. There would be bunch of male strippers for sure.

"Oh there is no need for them to know anything. I'm telling Jasper we're having a shopping trip to LA. " Alice explained looking very proud of how she had handled the situation.

"Yes and when I told Emmet he said it's ok 'cause they are anyway having some … sport match or something… somewhere… And Bella you don't' have a boyfriend sorry for reminding so you don't need to lie for anyone." Rosalie smiled at me. Reminding me about my marital status. At the age of 19 I still hadn't had a single boyfriend. I was already thinking about turning into girls. Maybe that would suit me better.

"What about Charlie?" I reminded them.

"Hmm… ok well you would have to lie for him. Anyway, it's in two weeks and we're leaving the first thing in the Saturday morning. I'm driving." Rosalie explained. Two weeks? That should be enough time for my nerves to kill me.

"You are really pale Bella. It's really going to be ok. And it'll be your first time in LA. Believe me you'll love it!"

That was true. I had always wanted to visit LA. I had lived my whole life in Forks. My mom lived in France. People there always asked me things about Hollywood. How is LA? The walk of fame must be something huh? Have you seen the Statue of Liberty? And I always explained how I had only travelled between Seattle and Paris.

I lived with my dad Charlie. He was the chief police man in Forks. He had been single since he broke up with my mom when I was only one. But recently he had started seen this really nice woman Sue. They seemed to get well together. My dad didn't admit anything but I could see it. There was more then only friendship between them.

Edward

"What? You guys are telling me you bought all of us tickets to a sex exhibition in LA? And that there is no way for me to say no?"

"Well … pretty much yes. It was kind of like a gift for you. Like a homecoming present." Jasper told me. Now I felt king of bad.

"Don't be such a girl Eddie! Did you grew up gay there in France?" Now I didn't feel bad.

"It doesn't make me gay that I've never had a girlfriend or that I don't feel comfortable going to see strippers with bunch of horny guys and there must be male strippers too. You don't think that's gay?"

"Oh come on! Prove you're not gay! It's really not gay to go buy some regular porn and watch female strippers undress themselves. And you can always have it peepshow and buy a box where to … you know… "

"Ugh Emmet!"

"That's really not so bad." Jasper defended. "We were there last year too. You're going to love it. And isn't it nice to see your old neighborhood after a long time?"

"Sure…"

This trip was going to be interesting. Having two horny guys with me. Standing there in the corner. I'd probably be the only virgin in the room.

This was my homecoming present then. I had had a 2 years internship in France. I was becoming a doctor. My time there had been amazing. Still since me and my family had moved here to Forks only a few months before my leaving I was happy to finally explore my new home town. Though I didn't think there's much to see in a little town like this. I was most excited to see my brothers Emmets new girlfriend. That would have to wait too since we were leaving early in the next morning. This should be fun…

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