Chapter 1- Growing up- Kane.

"You know… I don't mind kids, but Kane… is this really necessary?" questioned Vince McMahon.

A few months had passed, my kids were out and about wondering all over the place, testing new things and seeing what was edible. I have been in my dragon form most of the time as of late, since they still sleep in the pouch… despite the fact that they hardly fit in there. I was recently called to a meeting, and the kids decided to play on Vince's desk, just for fun. It got a little out of hand when they knocked the desk lamp over. "Well… I would have asked the guys, but none are comfortable taking care of them anymore. Normally when they are with other people, they just want to sleep! Batista has gotten a little self conscious since the last time…" I began to explain.

Vince's glasses came off as he rubbed his temples, this was getting down to his wick's end, I could tell. But he knows I can't dump the kids off with my wife, she works too! Not to mention, six is a lot for her to handle. Even with my stepdaughters there to help. It's too much! "Well… tell Dave to grow up and suck it up," Vince said aloud as he looked to the kids once more. They had just started teething and were currently chewing on his briefcase. This… wasn't going to go in my favor. "Kane… get a baby sitter for them… I need you to keep focused with me here… understand?" he asked.

My head nodded, in other words 'Get off your damn ass and get back to work'. I gathered up the kids and tucked them into my pouch before venturing out of Vince's office. It wasn't long before I got an earful. Big Daddy V approached me… his wrestling boots were mulled… well beyond recognition. I could tell it were my kids… their baby fangs were in the boot. "Man, I know you got your hands full and all Kane, but get a damn nanny!" V pleaded.

"I know, sorry. I will get you new boots… after I replace the ones they ate from the Great Khali… that's not going to be cheep"

V nodded to me. "What about Shao, doesn't that jerk owe you some favors or something" he asked.

"You know… he just might! I am going to call him up on that…. OW!" I growled lowly, the kids were clawing on the inside of my pouch. It's very painful. Not to mention it confuses the fans when I walk out when claw marks across my gut. I went to my locker room and took the kids out. Recently the girls bought me one of those dog beds you can get at Walmart or something, anyway. I put the kids in there when I have to take care of some things, they really like it since it's soft and it's just big enough for them to coil up in and fall asleep on one another. They did just that the moment I placed them into the bed. I let out a sigh, what the hell am I going to do? I can't let them run rapid in the locker room. Not to mention the amount of boots alone they are going through by teething! It's starting to add up.

"I thought a Dragon King would be rich!" I growled lowly.

"Who said they aren't?" Looking up I saw Raiden once more. Great… when he's here without knocking, you know it's no good what so ever.

"And what are you going to do to me this time huh? Have me birth the dragons myself?" I demanded.

"Kane, I must apologize for that"

"Damn right, you know it would be nice to ask about this ahead of time? You could have done this when I have gotten hurt… God forbid on that though"

Raiden took a seat next to me. "I am going to make it up for you. How would you and your friends like to go treasure hunting?" he asked.

This had my interest. "Continue"

Raiden smiled as he spoke of the wealth of the Dragon King, his riches lost to the times, however his reincarnation could find such wealth. "Perhaps this could give you some bonding time with your children… oh aren't they darling!"

"You wouldn't be saying that about them after the chew through your boots!" I growled lowly.

"You know, those dog bones work just as good. Young dragons teeth on bone and flesh, use that instead of boots" he suggested. Oh great, so I treat them like puppies? Well I have been, they are too small to use the toilet and Taker did paper train all six of them… sadly more than half the time the only paper they find are the ones in Vince' briefcase! A treasure hunt does sound rather… fun!

"Do you know where we get started?" I asked of him.

"Nope!" he announced with a smile.

"Figures. You stay here and watch my kids, I'll be right back" For once I got to leave before Raiden could answer. I teleported out just in the nick of time… my kids were waking up…