Interview with Naruto Characters!
-theme music plays and audience applauds while some spotlights are centered towards a girl with black hair that goes down to her mid back with a streak of red in the front and a black t-shirt with regular blue jeans-
Hello, and welcome to Interview with Naruto Characters! I'm your host for today, Kaytlyn, or Kay for short. And I'll be joined today by my two friends; Sora…
Sora: HI, GUYS!!!
Kay: … And Dannie (who is, by the way, a girl -gasp from the audience-)
Dannie: Hey, everyone!
Kay: So, as the title says, we're going to be interviewing the different characters from the hit anime show, Naruto. Our first group of guests is… Team 7!
Sora: … -whispers to Kay behind hand- Why aren't they coming out here?
Kay: -whispers back- I don't know… I'll check… -yells backstage- OI! GET YOUR ANIME BUTTS OUT HERE!
Voice from backstage: Hold on a second, woman!
-Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke all walk in, lead by Kakashi-
Dannie- KAKASHI SENSEI!!! –glomps Kakashi-
Kay: Umm… okay…
Dannie: Yay…Shishi!
Kakashi: Please tell me she isn't talking about me…
Kay: -ignores Kakashi-
Naruto: KAYKAY-CHAN!!! –glomps Kay-
Kay: Haha… Long time no see, NarNar-Kun!
Sora: I feel left out… -looks over to Sasuke-
Sasuke: -hides behind Sakura-
Kay: Alrighty then, let's get on with this, shall we?
Sora: Ready when you are, Kay
Dannie: -still hugging Kakashi- Okie-dokie!
Kay: Ok, the first question is directed towards Kakashi—
Dannie: OOH!!! LET ME DO IT!
Kay: -hands her cue cards- Knock yourself out…
Dannie: Alright! Ok, Shishi…
Kakashi: So she DOES mean me…
Dannie: What's it like to train Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke?
Kakashi: Well frankly, it's a real pain in the butt…
Kay: -takes back cue cards- Alright, NarNar-Kun, this next one is for you.
Naruto: -still hugging Kay- Alright, what's the question?
Kay: I actually have two. One, would you mind letting go of me? You're making this a little awkward… No offence, NarNar.
Naruto: None taken. –lets go and sits on sofa-
Kay: Secondly, what do you think of your teammates?
Naruto- Well… I won't mention names, but SOMEONE –glares at Sasuke- is a real show-offy jerk, someone ELSE –looks at Sakura- is SO last year, and finally SOMEONE –looks at Kakashi- NEEDS TO BE ON TIME FOR TRAINING FOR ONCE!
Sasuke: You know, Naruto, it's pretty obvious who you were talking about…
Kay: Sasuke, YOU SPOKE!
Sasuke: So… What of it?
Kay: -clears throat- Umm… Sora, you get to ask Sasuke the next question!
Sora: Why?
Kay: Because he scares me, now get on with it.
Sora: FINE… So Sasuke, what do you think of all these fangirls all over, screaming and raving all about you? –screams from outside at the mention of Sasuke-
Sasuke: Ugh, those fangirls are more annoying than Naruto…
Naruto: Umm… I'm sitting right here, you know…
Sasuke: What of it, loser… or should I say NarNar?
Naruto: Ok, that's it! –starts making handseals-
Kay: Hey, hey, hey! Cut it out! We still need to ask Sakura her question!
Sakura: Wait, you're going to pay attention to me?
Kay: Yes, if these two CUT IT OUT!
Naruto & Sasuke: Yes ma'am…
Kay: That's better… Now Sakura, what are… Ugh, I really hate my writers right now… What are your FEELINGS for your teammates? –shudders at saying that-
Sakura: Well, Naruto can be really strong sometimes, but he's the ultimate annoying. And as for Sasuke –eyes go all starry- I think he's--
-ending theme plays-
Kay: Oops, all out of time, folks. I hope you tune in next time for Interview with Naruto Characters. This is Kay…
Sora: Sora…
Dannie: and Dannie
Kay, Sora, and Dannie: Signing off!