A/N: I don't own One Piece, yet I do own Admiral Shirowani.
Shirowani hated meetings. They were so boring, having to listen to someone else drone on and on and on. The coffee wasn't that good either. Yet here he was, seated round a table listening to Hina go on about 'capturing all pirates' and drawing undecipherable diagrams on the whiteboard.
Shirowani's chin slipped off his palm and landed with a bang on the desk, causing the other marines to look round at him.
"Am I boring you, sir?" asked Hina.
"Do you want me to be honest or nice?" replied Shirowani, rubbing his chin.
The other marines chuckled at this. They always enjoyed having the White Crocodile around, he was so amusing.
"Well then, perhaps you'd like to take control of the meeting." said Hina, her hands on her hips.
"Sure." replied Shirowani, getting up, walking over to Hina and taking the pen out of her hand. "Sit." He ordered.
"Yes, sir."
Shirowani rubbed off all of Hina's crazy diagrams with the wiper then began to drew a comic strip. It featured the superhero 'Platonic Man' in yet another of his hapless schemes to get a girlfriend. When he had finished he moved away from the board to allow the others to get a good look at it. They all laughed very hard, including Hina.
It was a strip of Platonic Man hitting on her, then Hina booting him into outer space. One of Shirowani's more simple strips.
"Ok, so a guy goes into a bar with a giraffe in tow," began Shirowani, "and the giraffe keels over, but the guy ignores it. The barman goes 'Oi! You can't leave that lyin' there!' and the guy replies 'It's not a lion, it's a giraffe."
The marines were sent into stitches. Clearly Shirowani was the funniest guy in the whole of the Marines.
"And then, another guy walks into a bar, but he's got a steering wheel down his trousers. Barman goes 'Do you know you've got a steering wheel down your trousers?' and the guy replies 'Aye, it's driving me nuts.'"
The marines were nearly out of breath from laughing. Shirowani bowed.
"Thankyou, thankyou, you've been great. I'll be here all week!" He then gave Hina back the pen.
Maybe meetings weren't so bad after all.
A/N: I'm the king of bad jokes.