Why Ed hates milk
Hey! This is my first Fullmetal Alchemist fic,(more like first fic ever) so I'd really appreciate it if you were nice. But, if it really sucks...then please tell me so...but be nice about it.
Disclaimer: I don't own Fullmetal Alchemist. If I did Ed would have been seen hottly naked by now...what? No! I am not a COMPLETE sicko...
This is just a funny little thingy I thought of!
Ages:
Ed: 6
Al: 5
Winry: 6
Pinako(?): I don't know! Old...I guess...
Ed sat there looking at the substance in front of him. He pushed it out of the way, revealing the face of Winry who sat at the other end of the table, smiling.
"C'mon Ed! drink it! It's really good!" Winry exclaimed.
Ed sat there looking from Winry to the glass, the glass to Winry.
"Brother, I drank it, and it was tasty." Al said in his usual calm voice.
The older Elric turned to Pinako, who simply shrugged,
"Ed, its your decision, although, if you want to get any taller, you'll drink it."
Ed was about to yell at Pinako, but Winry shot him a glance that said "Don't"
"Fine, I'll drink it," Ed muttered as he took the glass and chugged the white liquid down. After the glass was empty everyone turned to look at Ed to hear what his verdict is. "It was...kinda good!" Ed said finally, looking thoroughly satisfied. Winry squealed with joy while Al smiles happily. Pinako just shrugged. "Hey Winry, what's milk made out of anyway?" Ed questioned.
"Oh? Well...I heard someone say it's made up of cow puss and cow blood, but im not sure." Winry answered, had on her chin. Ed suddenly looked very pale. "Ed...?" Winry said, concerned.
"C-cow p-puss...? " Ed said weakly. Winry was about to answer but the sound of scampering feet and slamming oh the bathroom door told her there was no one to answer to.
"Brother?" Al said worried. Retching sounds could be heard from beyond the door. After a moment of that Ed came out of the bathroom still looking pale.
"Never-NEVER make me drink milk again." He said. Then Ed fainted.
END
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Im sorry if the paragraghs are wonky (crazy) but im not exaxally good at english!