Please review! This chapter is dedicated to Jon Kinney.
"I must go," Narcissa said breathlessly. "Thank you, Severus," she bowed her head at him and her mane of silver blond hair escaped from her thick hood. A scent of flowery citrus and musk followed her out the door of Snape's small townhouse.
"You look like shit, Bellatrix," Snape said to the heavily lidded woman. "Azkaban hasn't done much for you in the looks department."
"You're not looking to good yourself, Sevvie," she said bitchily as she spread herself out on his stained and torn couch. He smiled at her oddly and she returned the same smile in her own version. He walked over to her with his awkward walk and kissed her blood red painted lips.
"I missed you, Severus," she said throatily. Her long manicured index finger surveyed Snape's greasy face.
"I missed you too, Bella," he said in response and they kissed again.
"Where is Rodolphus?" he asked her.
"Albania," she smirked.
"Dark Lord's orders?"
"Of course," she said.
He nodded his head.
"You know Severus, I got thinking after that conversation with my sister," she paused for a moment. "I decided I want a son Severus."
"With Rodolphus?" he asked, helping himself to a bite of a rotting apple left on the table.
She laughed her long silvery laugh. "No, Snape, with you."
"Yes…is that so?" he asked coyly.
"Yes, that is so," she confirmed.
"What will the Dark Lord think when you pop a greasy, black haired child out of your womb?"
She laughed again. "He will appreciate that his two most loyal followers have gotten together at last."
"Oh, Bella. You're so naïve," he said.
"Harumph," she said. "Naïve? Who are you kidding?" She got up and paced around the room.
"Where is Wormtail?" she asked. "I'm hungry."
"Hold on," Snape removed his wand from the inner pockets of his cheap robes and pointed it at the hidden staircase, which burst open to reveal Peter Pettigrew snuggling naked with a lowly death eater named Jon Kinney; who fancied himself a ninja.
Bellatrix turned her nose up in disgust as Jon Kinney pulled his ninja outfit on and tied his hair back with a red cloth. He came up nose to nose with Snape and said, "Fear my dark dragon blade, Severus San!" He pulled out a metal blade from his pocket, held it out, tried to achieve a turn, but fell. Embarrassed, he then apparated out of the vicinity.
"All right then," Snape cruelly said and Bellatrix laughed. Wormtail, in the nude, smiled mischievously from his bed. "Wormtail, you disgust me. Please get dressed and prepare a meal for Bellatrix and I," he said. "I will be reporting Kinney's strange behavior to the Dark Lord, if you excuse me please." He bowed low to Bellatrix and she nodded her head, excusing him.
Once Snape was out of sight, Bellatrix turned to Wormtail. "He's cute, Peter. Nice snag."
"Yes Madame, Snape is adorable too," Wormtail lied through his gritted teeth.
"Yes, he is, isn't he," Bellatrix said. "I fear that he is my greatest and only weakness."
"Wormtail- bring me oak matured mead- now!" she demanded of the rat animagi. He bowed and scurried away towards the kitchen.