A/N: I don't own One Piece.
Thirty Ways to Annoy Buggy
Cover yourself in fast-acting superglue then hug him.
Call his nose a tomato.
Steal his hat and smear butter all over it.
Show him BuggyxShanks yaoi.
Steal his hands.
Steal his shadow.
Steal his soul.
Teach Richie to tap-dance.
Constantly poke his nose.
Hand him over to the Marines in exchange for candy.
When he's sleeping, through a bucketful of ice-cold water over his face and go "rise and shine, sleepyhead!"
Never stop laughing.
Try to pull his nose off to see if it's fake.
Strip Mohji naked and throw him at Buggy.
Set him up on a date with Oogie Boogie.
Sing the theme tune to Spider-Man whenever he enters a room.
Squeeze his nose and go 'honk!'
Pretend to be Roxas from Kingdom Hearts 2. Hit him with your 'Keyblades'.
Dress up as Alvida. Attempt to seduce him.
Pretend to be a ghost. Haunt him.
Say he could beat Robi Lucci. When he fights Lucci, laugh as he gets owned…
Put his head in the fridge and tie up the rest of his body.
During dinner, use one of his hands as a fork.
Put a saddle on Richie and attempt to enter the Derby.
Constantly grab his ass.
Lock him in Lord Stingdingdingworth's cupboard (You go, dude!)
When he's playing 'pin the tail on the donkey', lead him into the Marine main base.
Throw up all over him.
Spray mace in his eyes.
Superglue yourself, Alvida, Mohji and Cabaji to him.