So just a little one shot cause I feel like it. Sequal to Obsession. Don't really have to read that to get this though.
The Ugly Truth
Harry snuck into Ron's flat late at night to use the charm Hermione had taught him. They both agreed Ron deserved payback for the prank he pulled on them, well Harry really. He snuck into Ron's room, said the spell over him, and then left, giggling all the way.
Ron woke up feeling kind of weird. He took a shower, got dressed, ate breakfast, and went to work. As he walked in the secretary said, "Good morning."
"No it's not. I hate it," he said, then paused. Why did he say that. He always says good morning.
He kept walking shaking his head. His boss called out to him from his office.
"Hey Weasley, do you mind seeing me in my office for a bit?" he asked.
"Yes I mind sir, but I will anyway because I know you would yell at me if I don't go in," Ron said, and then looked surprised at himself.
"Excuse me," his boss said.
"Usually I would make a 'silent but deadly ' joke since I didn't hear you fart, but I'll let it pass and act like I don't smell it because you're my boss and I really want that promotion so I have to act like I don't find you annoying," said Ron, looking appalled at himself.
"Well Weasley, I think you should go home right now, and I'll try to forget today okay."
"Alright sir. I don't know why I'm telling the truth but I can't stop and those pants make you look fat."
And with that he ran out of the office, leaving his red faced boss behind.
When Ron got home the first thing he did was call his girlfriend.
"Hey Cindi," Ron said.
"Hey Ron, what's up?" she asked.
"Oh, I have to cancel our date today," ran Replied.
"Why?" Cindi asked.
"Because I have to tell the truth and I don't want to get in trouble by telling gyou that you're clothes are ugly," he said, and then hung up the phone, horrified.
"Why?" he moaned. "Why me."
He popped into Hermione's flat, where Hermione and Harry were watching T.V.
"You guys have got to help me," he said. "I've called my boss fat, my girlfriend ugly, and now I'm trying not to say Harry would look better with contacts."
Harry and Hermione looked at each other for a moment, then burst out laughing.
"Did you guys do this?" Ron demanded.
"Yes," said Harry, and we've decided we're going to leave you like this forever because of the prank you pulled on us."
"!" shouted Ron.
Ron woke up gasping. He looked around and saw the time was six A.M.
It was all a dream, he thought, and let out a sigh of relief.
Man, he thought, I'd better go apologies before they actually do use that spell on me.
After a second he thought, I never realized my boss looked so fat in his pants yet.
So… you like it! Hate it! I don't care, just review!
Signing off,
Jrfess