Well. You've all seen the movie, 'Pirates of the Carribean: Dead Man's Chest'. I don't know about you, but I was sevearly dissapointed with this movie. I thought it was cheesy, stupid, and pointless. That line, "Where's the rum gone?" was funny the first 50 times I heard it. Now, it's old. So that's why I'm creating an alternative movie, in a book.
That's right. I'm daring to go where no other 13-year-old has gone... I'm creating cure valiant hero music
A MOVIE-BOOK!

Chapta' One.

Will, Elizabeth, and several other crew members sailed off into the ocean, as The Kracken massacred and swallowed the ship whole.
"Bugger." Elizabeth mumbled under her breath as everyone in the small dingy boat winced in horror.
Elizabeth Swan was not your average pirate. Not only had she fled her father without permission, she had just basically murdered her husbands shipmate.

Flashback-ness

The shipmates fled to the tiny boat.
"Elizabeth, Jack! The Kracken is coming, we have to go!" Will screeched in his whiny, british voice.
Eliabeth then embraced Captain Jack in a sloppy, wet tongue kiss. Jack then felt a tingle in his palm. He glanced down, noticing that the 'black mark' was gone, he pushed off of Elizabeth, and smiled hugely, revealing his dark brown and yellow teeth.
"Elizabeth! Elizabeth the mark is gone! The mark is-" Jack's sentence was cut short by the click of handcuffs, attatched to his hand, and the random peice of wood behind him.
"Jack, you need to stay here. The Kracken is coming for YOU, not us. I'm sorry Jack." She said.
"But Elizabeth!" Jack held up the former black mark hand. "The mark! It's gone! If I leave, then The Kracken will die!
The big bugger will die! Now, uncuff me love"
"Jack... I'm sorry, Jack." Elizabeth said regretfully. She then lept into the safety boat, and started rowing away.
"NO! NO, YOU STUPID WHORE! THE BLACK MARK IS GONE, CAN'T YOU SEE?!" Jack yelled at the boat. He then slowly turned around at the sound of a large "Mraawrghar". Yes. The Kracken was behind Jack.
"Kracken, I think we can work out a deal..." Jack suggested calmly.
"UGH, UGH." The Kracken moaned. The beast then stretched out a tentacle towards Jack, commencing in thorough buttsecks.
The crew knew then, that Jack was gone...forever.