A/n: Okay…so I really don't know how this story is going to turn out... I was just daydreaming one day and this popped into my head, so don't get mad if this sucks. ^_^
Update: I came back and re-edited this story a little so re-read so you won't be lost. Some things just didn't make sense. At all.
Summary: Badass Sakura Haruno has just moved into Konoha, how will she cope? New crushes, new friends, new place. Hold on kids, this is going to be a wild ride. Welcome to the Roller Coaster of life. Sit back, buckle your seatbelts and enjoy this wild ride.
Disclaimer: I DON'T own Naruto in any way possible.
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Jail. The place I should be right now. But oh no, my oh-so-lovely uncle just had bail me out. Most would be grateful and all that shit, but they don't know how damn annoying my uncle is. With his stupid book and his retarded mask, like seriously doesn't he have a life? I guess not.
He's a grown man for crying out loud! But he still blushes and giggles like a schoolgirl whenever his little porn book is around. Sometimes I just want to wrap my fingers around and his neck and just strangle him.
So here I am sitting in the passenger's seat of a Audi TT listening to some crap, what the hell is he trying to do? Make me pure by blaring gospel music in my ear. Oh hell no. If he wants a fight he'll get it. But as his gay looking friend says, that would be unyouthful of me. He obviously doesn't have a life either.
" So Kakashi, have you read the new Icha Icha Series? It's called Icha Icha Pokadot?" I say playing my part well.
"Oh yes, I've heard of it, Sakura-chan. I haven't finished it yet though, I can't wait till the end."
I reply back cooly while turning down the radio, " Well the ending was absolutely shocking!"
He gets a worried look on his face( Ha bitch!)," I bet, Sakura-chan. Don't tell me-" I cut him off and continue what I was going to say.
"Mami and Kae had 17 rounds of you-know-what in full details since Kae got into a bike riding accident that made his …" I continued, blabbering every little detail I could think of. Truthfully though, I didn't even read one sentence of the book, I just snuck a peek to see what the characters names were.
When I'm done I turn to look at him, inwardly I burst into a fit of laughter. My god! He looked as though I had just raped his mother, murdered her, cut her up in pieces and made him eat it. His bottom lip is shaking! I think he's going to cry! Woohoo! My fingers inch towards my green portable camera I had just bought, when he shakily says, "Y-y-you monster!"
I know right, I bet he wishes he left me- Woah, he looked pissed, like he wants to murder me.
" Kaka-chan, if you try to murder me I'd kick your ass then we'd both go to jail, and that wouldn't be good now wouldn't it?" I plaster on a look-at-me-I'm-so-innocent-and-cute –looks. The reason I'm so good is that I'm going to be an actress when I grow up. Take that bitches!
I so kicked his little porn-loving ass and won this round, not that surprising. Now he knows to not blare music in my ear that I obviously don't like. If gospel music was just screaming in your ear what would you do? If you answer this question saying 'Sing along of course!' No. That's a no-no. You can't do shit like that and think your cool, you just can't. Even if you really like the song you can't sing to it if your relative is in the car with you. It shows you're possibly normal and it might give your relative a little hope.
"Hey Kakashi, speed this car up. Grandma Haruno can go faster than this."
"True, Sakura-chan. But she only goes fast to get away from you."
"Good point."
About an hour later we pull up into a town called Konoha, after passing through the guards we ride around town. It's so green and bright here, I doubt there's ever a cloudy day. Kakashi says that we will be home in 15 minutes; I lean back in my seat and pop in my cherry colored headphones. Blasting my music, I turn towards the window and watch as little children play 'Freeze Tag' and 'Duck Duck Goose' in the park.
Sometimes I wish I was still a kid, it seems like life would be much easier. Kids have it easy, I envy them. Some want to grow up like their older siblings but if I had a choice I would stay a kid forever. They don't know how easy they have it, they should enjoy it while It lasts.
Yell girls have cooties because in a few years you will be making out with one. Play with your food because in a few years you'll be washing those dishes. Have fun because sooner or later you'll be at home studying your brain out because of SATs.
Before I knew it we had pulled up in front of a golden and brown house. It was a four floor house; there were red and white roses in the front lawn. The grass was neatly mowed, the flowers looked fresh, not a rusted or cracked leaf in sight.
Wow, it was a really amazing house. I usually wouldn't admit that but seriously this house deserved a prize or something.
'Woot! This is nice, can't wait to see what our room looks like!'
This is Tsuri, my inner self. She's like a little me but more…feisty? I guess. After an incident when I was little I had started to act up. That was when Tsuri came in, I freaked out a bit but after a while I had gotten used to her. She is my only friend at the moment and I uh love her? Ew, too corny for my tastes.
'Yeah, I know right. And stop yelling you little ball of crack.'
'I am not! I am not! I am not! I am NOT!'
'Yeah yeah, sure you aren't. And before she can continue with her rant I tune her out.
I kick open the car door ignoring Kakashi's pleas to stop trying to kill his car, and pop open the trunk. I brought all my stuff since I would be living here for now. I grabbed two of my many bags and hauled them to the door. I set one bag down and lifted a fist to knock on the door, but before my hand could touch the door it sprung open.
Standing in the doorway was a blonde-haired boy who had bright blue eyes that I couldn't look away from. He gave me a charming grin, one so bright it rivaled with the sun. If I wasn't an expert at acting I would have been as red a tomato.
For some odd reason I felt as though I could trust this guy with my life. As if he was somewhere I could spill all my secrets to and not regret a thing. I…I wanted to reach out and wrap my fish net covered arms around him.
I barely do this but I smiled softly back at him. " Hi there, Sakura-chan! We've been expecting you," he stated brightly, his eyes sparkling like diamonds.
It's nice to know once in a while that someone is waiting for you to come to them. Makes you feel all warm inside and shit.
I opened my mouth to say something when Kakashi called out," Naruto-kun, come help me with the bags!"
"Coming!" Naruto responded back to him. He looked at me and said," Sakura-chan, just put your bags by the staircase and once I come back in I'll show you your room."
I nodded and watched as he ran off to Kakashi's side. I strode inside the house and looked around, it was more beautiful then I imagined. I grinned inwardly and thought, "I could get used to this."
A delicious aroma was coming from the west, I couldn't resist walking towards it. I set my bags down beside the huge staircase and walked towards the smell. I came across a living room, the curtains were honey lemon colored and the couches were a nice golden, the chimney was a creamy brown that matched the coffee table.
There was a plasma screen television set in the corner, upon the chimney's mantle were thousands of picture frames. Looking closely, I noticed Kakashi, Naruto, a lady with short caramel colored hair with bangs that to the side with sparkling gray eyes. Lastly, I noticed that in the lady's arms was a little girl who had one blue eye and one green and had curly orange-ish colored locks.
I grinned knowing that the Haruno Genetics had been passed down again, another freak! Yahoo! I continued looking down the row of pictures, when I noticed something really weird. Inside one picture was a little girl who had cherry colored hair and green eyes. I didn't know anyone else in my family with my pink hair. Looking again I noticed a man with silver hair standing behind the girl, they were both smiling. My eyes widened an inch when I realized who the little girl is. "Me," I whispered quietly to myself.
I haven't looked that happy in years, at least not after that had happened. Thinking about it makes my heart beat so fast, I feel like I'm closed in, my vision is starting to get blurry, my breaths ragged, I grasp onto the mantle. My hands slip and I fall to the ground with a loud thud, breaking a multicolored vase in the way.
I hear heavy and light footsteps coming my way, and voices calling out my name. Someone drops to the ground and shakes me a little bit, I look up and stare into Kakashi's eye. He says slowly," Sakura, count to 5."
1…
2…
3…
4…
5…
My heart goes back to its regular beat, my breaths aren't ragged anymore. I sit up slowly and look around me. I notice the lady from the photo is grasping my hand in a worried manner. Naruto is leaning over me while Kakashi is at my side.
I wince as I get up with the help of Naruto. " I'm fine," I managed to croak out. I try to take a few steps forward but lose my balance. The moment I hit the floor I landed on something. Something hard. I blinked and all I saw was red.
That was when everything went black.
I wake up in a room that is not the living room. I sit up slowly and lightly touch my head, wrapped around it is bandages and it hurts so I'm guessing that I had hit my head on something.
My head snaps down to my lap when I feel something moving on it – a head to be precise. Lying beside me is the little girl from the photos. She's even cuter up front. Her arms are wrapped around my waist and her head is what is on my lap.
She moves a little bit more before waking up. She blinks at me and just stares at me for a moment before yelling." Sakura-chan! She's awake! She's ah-live!"
Okay….
This girl is weird with a capital W.
And before I know it, Kakashi, Naruto, and the caramel-haired lady ( I still don't know her damn name) are all surrounding me. The lady touches the bandages around my head lightly," How are you feeling, dear?"
I shrug before looking back down at the little weirdo. Her eyes are bright with joy," We are you're biggest fans, onee-chan!"
I raise a pink eyebrow at her," We?"
She nods," Me, Ruu and Sumi!" Seriously, this girl needs to stop yelling. Or by the time I'm twenty I'll be deaf.
Ruu? Sumi? Who are these people? I'm pretty sure Kakashi doesn't have any other children.
Ruu is actually like me, a figment of the mind, not an actual human bean.
Being, not bean.
Seriously….Seriously?
Okay, sorry. Continue.
I'm guessing Sumi is her friend, and her last name is Nara. Their family takes owns a wildlife service and they're pretty much in charge of taking care Konoha in that job field.
Explains why the town is so green and friendly. But also, how do you know all this? Creeper.
…
Again, sorry.
Unlike you, I pay attention. Kakashi got a phone call from a man with the last name of Nara, I'm guessing her father, and they mention Kakashi's daughter and Sumi. So bam! Take that, bitch.
How rude.
A/N: This is my new story. I love it. ^_^ Sorry for not updating faster, you guys!
I'm still thinking about the pairings for this story, so I'm not sure. It's either Shikamaru & Sakura. Kiba & Sakura. Neji & Sakura. Gaara & Sakura. Or… I'm not even sure. There are so many Sakura & Sasuke stories, it irritates me ( even though I have many) . I mean I know they're cute and everything but seriously. I figure we should give the other couples a try. So vote on your favorite parings. I also take story suggestions, chapter suggestions, shout-outs, reviews (of course!), and more. ^_^
Ja ne! ^_^
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