Disclaimer: I do not own Total Drama Island, the six characters in this fic, or any of the locations they will be visiting. I do own the final one, which is Camp Tikitere, but everything else is not mine.

Note: First off, if you have not done so, Read Almost! Total Drama Action. That's not even shameless self-advertising. This story is a spin-off of that fic and you'll have a hard time reading this if you don't read that first. Even though it's seventy-six chapters long so far, it's well worth the time.

Rating Note: The story in general is rated T. If you want to know why, just keep reading.

Now let's see what this show has to offer...

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Episode 1 Part 1: Canada

Camp Wawanakwa remained beautiful and serene after Total Drama Island ended. Ted, the bumbling cameraman, attempted to film the scenery, but shook the camera so much that it distorted the picture.

"Peanut butter and jelly..." Ted said.

A boat pulled up to the dock. Beth, the first of the six contestants, stepped out.

"Am I the only one here?" Beth said, worried. She noticed Ted scratching behind his ears like a dog. "Hi Ted, is anyone else supposed to arrive?"

"Hey there!" A familiar voice cried. Tyler leaped off his boat, only to land face first on the dock.

"Hi Tyler." Beth greeted, helping the jock up.

"Hey there..." Tyler paused for a second, "Wait, what's your name again?"

"Beth."

"Oh yeah, Beth!" Tyler recalled, "I knew that all along!"

The third boat came, and Noah stepped off of it.

"Didn't imagine I would arrive so early." he said, "Earlier than the host I might add."

"There are only six contestants." Beth reminded him.

"I knew that." Noah replied, "Since the host has been so kind as to not show up, I'm positive this'll be a fun experience..."

"Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit." Beth said.

"And a television show host is the lowest type of human being." The egghead responded.

The next boat arrive, and out came Katie, looking pale... or as pale as a dark skinned person could be.

"Sadie..." The skinny girl whimpered, lying on the ground.

"Oh my gosh, she's delirious!" Beth cried, rushing over to assist Katie.

"Let her get over it." Noah told her, "Calming Katie down without Sadie is about as effective as using gasoline to put a fire out."

"Sadie!" Katie sobbed, rolling around on the ground.

While Katie was still hyperventilating, Cody arrived at the island.

"Nice to have the fangirls away from me for once." The tech geek said, stretching his arms out.

"Really? I thought you were so obsessed about girls last season." Noah said, "Who convinced you otherwise, a stalker?"

"More like a hundred!" Cody cried, "I can't even go out in public alone anymore!"

"Feel your pain Cody." Noah replied, "I have my fair share of stalkers too. All you have to do is find someway to evade them."

"Try dealing with one hundred everyday." Cody muttered.

"This is just a dream... this is just a dream..." Katie whimpered, "Sadie, I know you'll wake me up..." She snapped out of it when she saw the last boat arrive at the dock, everyone else doing so also. Out came Courtney, who was wearing a scowl.

"I expect nothing less than absolute success this time around." Courtney told everyone, "You'll regret coming here if you screw this up for me, got it?"

"She's screwed up as she is." Tyler whispered to Cody, who laughed.

Ted, showing a particular fondness for the CIT, imitated a dog and pounced her and licked her face.

"Get off me you freak!" Courtney cried, trying to shove the dumb cameraman off of her. When Ted finally got off her, Courtney noticed a package on the ground.

"How come no one saw that before?" Beth asked aloud.

The CIT opened the package and found out there was a myTouch 4G Slide Android Phone inside. Izzy appeared on the screen and everybody watched the live feed.

"Hey guys, long time no see!" Izzy greeted, "I'm still Izzy, but you can call me Miss Big this time around. I will be hosting the show through this phone and inform you on missions. You will be traveling to all seven continents plus New Zealand, where Total Drama Action is currently being held. At each location, there is a mission, meaning there is a total of eight missions. For every mission you win, you get ten thousand dollars put into your team bank account. The money that's in your bank account at the end of the season is split evenly between you six."

"Looks like we're going to be winning eighty thousand dollars then..." Courtney said, determined.

"For travel between locations, we have provided you with a plane." Izzy said. Out of nowhere, a small, rickety plane descended from the air and landed on the campgrounds.

"That looks unsafe..." Cody said.

"And I get nosebleeds when I'm high in the air." Beth whimpered.

"Suck it up, we've got a competition to win!" Courtney shouted. She calmed down and looked at the phone. "What's our first mission Izzy?"

"That's Miss Big to you!" Izzy scolded her, "For your first mission, you will have to re-enact the first challenge from TDI. All six of you must jump off the thousand foot high cliff into the lake. From there, you will see six crates waiting for you on the beach. You must push those crates back to the campsite. Then, you must open them and use their contents to build a hot tub. A producer will see if you did a decent job and if he approves, you complete the mission. But hurry, you only have two hours to complete all your tasks!"

"You heard her, now move people!" Courtney barked at her team. All six of them began to run towards the one thousand foot cliff.

"This is going to be a long challenge..." Tyler thought.

Closing

And that's the first chapter! I originally wanted to do one long chapter for this episode. Things didn't go as planned (Understatement of the decade.) and I lost the majority of my story data. Since I want to keep Almost! Total Drama Action updated on a regular basis, this episode and the next one will be split into two parts.

For those of you who read this chapter and didn't have a clue what was going on, you obviously didn't read Almost! Total Drama Action. The chapter will be easier to comprehend once you've done so.

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