Me: Welcome all! I just wanted to say thank you to the following people.
Nudge: St. Fang of Boredom for creating the poetry corner thingie-majig.
Me: James Patterson for creating Maximum Ride.
Nudge: And that is all.
Up above is my disclaimer,
And it probably couldn't get any lamer,
I like to think of myself as cool,
But when I read book reports everyone drools,
It's kind of embarrassing but I'm okay,
At least I won't be working at McDonalds in twenty years,
I think of it THAT way
Me: Hehe, that was fun!
Nudge: Yeah, you are pretty lame.
Me: LE GASP! You are a guest in this house! You will not call me lame!
Nudge: I'm not a guest! You kidnapped me!
Me: True that, true that. Okay, you win this round, but I'll get you!
Ever since I kidnapped Nudge,
We have pointless arguments and our friends say "What the fudge?",
Okay that's not actually true but fudge rhymes with Nudge,
And so does the book Henry and Mudge!
Henry and Mudge,
A childhood favorite,
My dad doesn't like his hair so he shaves it,
There are people who can't concentrate all around the world,
It's not a life choice it's a dis- Hey look! A Squirrel!
Me: :D
Nudge: … How long did it take you to think that one up?
Me: -shrugs- I wasn't counting!
Nudge: you don't know how to count?
Me: Nuh-uh!
I just wasn't counting,
I DO know how to count,
Uhhhhhhhhhhh,
Or maybe I could be like Boots,
And go with Gregor to the Fount!
Nudge: HA! You DON'T know how to count!
Me:…
Nudge: And if you're wondering, Boots and Gregor are from this awesome series called The Underland Chronicles.
Me: Yep!
The first one is called,
"Gregor The Overlander",
I saw it in the library,
And decided to take a gander,
"Such good books,
I know you'll get hooked",
Mrs. Librarian said,
As I walked out the door,
And the next day I ran in yelling "More, more, MORRRRRRRRRE!!!"
Nudge: That's an interesting poem…
Me: Yeah, and we have school tomorrow!
Nudge: Yep, and I can't wait till GT Wednesday!
Me: You only say that because you always get all the questions right.
Nudge: Yep!
Me: But only because you look over Mrs. Mehl's shoulder and read the answers out loud!
Nudge: Yep!
In GT we're practicing for an academic competition,
The questions are too hard,
So I've decided to make a petition,
For easier questions,
But I doubt it'll work,
Cause the person who runs it,
Is the ultimate jerk,
Me: AMEN TO THAT!
Nudge: Well, that's all for today!