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Author Note: This is a parody of Fiddler on the Roof. I've seen that movie a few too many times! I'm doin da whole musical….or at least all the songs. Please REVIEW!!

We're Hobbits

Scene opens in front of Bag End. There is a hobbit sitting on the roof playing the violin. The camera pans over to where we see Frodo standing there looking at the hobbit.

Frodo: A hobbit on the roof sounds crazy no? But in our little town of the Shire you could say we are all like a Hobbit on the roof. Trying to go on a simple, pleasant quest, without breaking our necks. Why do we do it? Well, the quest is important. How do we keep our balance? That I can answer in one word. We're Hobbits! (Music to "Tradition starts)

Frodo: Who day and night must bear the stupid rung thing, fight off all the orc things, deal with gay old Sam? And who has the right as bearer of the ring to have the final word on trips? It's Frodo, It's Frodo. We're Hobbits! It's Frodo, It's Frodo. We're Hobbits!

Sam: Who must know the way to keep the pony fed, his own face fed, Frodo fed. Who must pack the stuff including rope. So Frodo's free to fight the stupid orcs. It's Sam, It's Sam. We're Hobbits. It's Sam, It's Sam. We're Hobbits.

Pippin: At Three I started First breakfast, at ten I started second. I hear they've got a quest for me, I hope there's food! It's Pippin, It's Pippin. We're Hobbits! It's Pippin, It's Pippin. We're Hobbits!

Merry: And who has a girl's name, and must try to keep Pippin tame? And do this all the time, While guzzling pints of wine? It's Merry, It's Merry. We're Hobbits! It's Merry, It's Merry. We're Hobbits!

Frodo: Without being hobbits, our lives would be as shaky as….as a hobbit on the roof! (screen zooms to the violin playing Hobbit who goes into a long musical solo…you know the one)

Author Note: Hi again! Hope you like'd that I had fun! FYI the rope thing with Sam is from the book….he keeps trying to pack the supplies and thinks he forgot rope and needs it later.Anyway…REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!