Disclaimer: No matter how much I want it, I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh, but I do own ME, Aster. And my buddy Lilly does indeed belong to herself, Lady Lilliana. Though we are taking bids.

Yes, well. This is the product of a mind that just met the most DEADLY homework deadline for the most EXCRUCIATINGLY PAINFULLY LAME subject ever. So I needed to cheer myself up, and this is what happened.


"Good morning MOKUBA-KUN!"

Mokuba screamed as a hyperactive blonde girl started bouncing on the end of his bed. Then he realized it was just Aster, one of those psycho new girls in his brother's high school class. Wait, what was Aster doing in his room?

As he was about to ask, Aster was joined by another girl. The other psycho new girl, Lilly. How did they manage to break into the mansion repeatedly? Every single time it happened, Seto updated the security system. And yet they still kept getting in.

"FLYING MONKEY ELEPHANTS!!" Aster and Lilly yelled in unison before falling over, giggling. Lilly fell onto the floor and rolled about, laughing.

The door slammed open. Furious blue eyes glared at the two girls. Aster hung upside down over the edge of the bed and looked at Seto innocently. Lilly began to crawl towards him, SWAT team-style.

A few seconds passed. Mokuba hugged his knees in nervous anticipation. Aster didn't seem to realise the imminent danger. Lilly kept shuffling forwards. Finally, Seto exploded. "WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!?"

Aster pointed at herself, her eyes wide with innocence. "Who, me?"

"YES YOU!"

"Aster's not doing anything wrong," she exclaimed indignantly. Mokuba found himself suppressing a giggle as Aster crossed her arms and continued. "Lilly, one the other hand, is gonna pounce Seto."

And she did. Seto fell backwards with Lilly clinging onto him. Lilly let out a screech of triumph and waved something. "GOT YOUR WALLET, KAIBA!"

Aster took that chance to leap and flee past them. She called over her shoulder at Seto. "Got your brother, Kaiba!"

And so she had.


Yes, I really am much too hyper for my own good right now. That's something I've always wanted ot try, kidnapping Mokuba, just because it seems so damn easy.

Anyway, second chapter will be up soon, if anyone cares to read this. And if you are reading this, then I LOVE YOU!!!