This is my first fanfiction so I hope it goes well. Hm, I'll start by saying there will be OOC-ness but then this is a humor/parody fic. I don't own Naruto and never will. The only thing I own here…would be the plot.

Flowers swayed left to right as a breeze swooped by but then rattled harshly as a masked ninja wearing an Akatsuki cloak ran past them. Without even looking back, Tobi kept his eyes forward, careful not to get hurt by running into a tree and having his playtime cut short. He had snuck outside the hideout at an attempt to get rid of the boredom that's seemed to be stalking him the entire day. Going outside seemed like the perfect solution though since he could feel the boredom seeping away but things just got better for the child-like ninja.

"Ooooh, what's that?" he asked out loud. Seconds ago, he had stopped dead in his tracks as he spotted something shining in the grass. It didn't seem big but it was very shiny in the sunlight...and Tobi loves shiny things.

Without even bothering to put what ninja skills he has to use, he threw all caution to the wind and quickly made his way over to it. "Tobi found a penny!!!" he screamed in his head as he clumsily ran over to the object. Looking down at it, Tobi discovered it was simply a ring.

"How pretty!" Tobi whispered and he picked up the ring to look at it some more. "Who would leave a nice ring like this on the ground?"

After moments of examining the ring, Tobi looked up and then around. If it weren't for the mask hiding his face, he would have looked like a kid in a candy store. He simply slipped the ring on his finger and was amazed it even fit him. How lucky would you be to find a nice ring and have it fit you? The moment the ring settled onto Tobi's finger, it came to life and became a rich blue color. Seeing the color of the ring suddenly change made him even more attracted to it. "It changed color! I wonder if it'll turn purple...Tobi likes purple..." he thought to himself. The cheerfulness and color of the ring quickly changed when a thought hit him, "What will the others think?" The thought made him feel a tugging sensation in his chest and it seemed to have affected the ring since it transformed into a dark yellow.

It was like a fact that no one in the group wore jewelry besides the usual Akatsuki rings. Sure, Hidan wears a Jashin necklace but it's his religion, which is understandable. Itachi also wears a necklace but it doesn't matter...because he is Itachi. Having Tobi return with a ring would make him the laughing stock of the organization and be looked down on even more.

Being so caught up in his depressed thoughts, Tobi looked to see the ring being it's now dark yellow color but the moment he questioned himself about it, it quickly jumped to orange. Though he may have found the ring minutes ago, he was very attached to it and figured he would have to plan a way to sneak the ring back in with him. His little idea seemed easier than actually done. How could you hide a color-changing ring from a group of the most cunning ninja?

Taking his eyes from the ring, Tobi looked up at the clouds that seemed to be watching him. It was then he made up his mind about what to do.

"Tobi'll just have to hide it from them."

Part one of the mission had already been completed, return to the hideout. Now, Tobi was on part two, to go to his room and stash the ring. He wasn't yet sure if he would keep it to admire or wear it when no one is around though. Turning a corner, he picked up the speed of his steps as he was on the home stretch but it all came to a shattering halt.

"Tobi! Where were you?"

Snapping his head around, he saw Zetsu with his golden eyes focused on him. Being who he was, Tobi couldn't stand having someone be mad at him and he quickly apologized as he snuck the ring into his cloak pocket.

"I- I'm sorry. I was..." he explained in a hurry, trying come up with a good excuse so he could go. This all seemed too much for the poor ninja as he said even faster, "TOBI LIKES CHOCOLATE CAAAAAAAKE!!!!"

The answer seemed to just hang in the air as Zetsu watched Tobi run into his room, slamming the door behind him. He could feel the sweat drop running down his head as he watched it all happen. "I didn't know he likes chocolate cake..."

With a scratch of the head, Zetsu turned to leave the hall and entered the common room. As he entered, he took a quick sweep of the room. Kisame was going over childhood memories with his beloved pet fish. Hidan and Kakuzu were fighting...something about if a tomato is a vegetable or a fruit. Itachi was reading a book, or trying to anyway. Deidara was on the verge of tears because he got some clay in his hair. Sasori, Pein and Konan weren't in the room, which wasn't a surprise though.

Just the simple look of what everyone was doing was enough to make Zetsu leave. Sometimes he really did wonder about the welfare of his fellow group-mates. Before he would leave, someone seemed to have noticed his existence and asked, "Hey. Did you find Tobi?" Hearing the person's voice, Zetsu knew it was Kakuzu and then another voice came into the picture...a very pissed Hidan. "Oh, no you don't! Don't try to get out of this argument and who the fuck gives a rat's ass anyway? IT'S TOBI!" he yelled but Kakuzu tried to keep calm. "Hidan." he started and paused, "Shut the hell up."

It seemed as though the fighting had stopped right then and there before Hidan gasped and slapped his hand onto his chin, "I need to do my ritual!" With that simple statement, he went to leave before Kakuzu got in his way, "Oh, hell no! Your not gonna bleed all over the carpet, bitch!" A snort came from him and he smirked.

"Get outta my way, you sorry bastard."

"No. Having you bleed on the carpet is starting to cost a shit load of money to clean...A SHIT LOAD, HIDAN!! Besides, if you do, I'll kick your ass!"

"Oh, really now?"

"...Wait, I forgot you like that stuff. Fuckin' Jashin masochist..."

"WHAT?! SAY THAT AGAIN! I DARE YOU!!"

This one seemed to have been a harmless fight so everyone who was watching went back to whatever they was doing. You eventually learn that if it's a harmless fight, they'll argue until one of them gets tired. If it's a real fight, they'll be on the floor, trying to kill each other in two minutes flat and even then, no one'll bother to break it up.

"WILL YOU TWO SHUT THE FUCK UP?! YOU'RE SCARING MITSUKI!!"

The shout made everyone freeze and look at Kisame who was hugging the fish tank. It took a moment to register in their minds that Kisame's fish was named Mitsuki. Before Itachi could sigh to the silence in the room, it was broken by Hidan's cry that he still has to do his ritual and ran out the room to get his things.

"Psh. Pussy ass..." Kakuzu whispered as he watched Hidan make a mad dash out the room. Then he turned his attention to Zetsu who had not bothered to break up the fight much like the others. As if forgetting the fight ever happened, the masked ninja asked again, "So, did you find Tobi?"

Zetsu nodded and replied with a scratch to his chin, "Yes...but he was acting a bit weird though."

It wasn't that his words landed on deaf ears, just no one really cared since to them...Tobi always acts weird. "You mean weird like watching paint dry weird or-," someone asked before another member cut them off, "Forget it. He's always acting weird."

So, let's see how uneducated Akatsuki is when it comes to mood rings! Also...I don't own one so I made the colors and moods fit with the story. Deeper into it, I'll have a chart on it. Hm, for now, you can make your own and see if your right. Hugs to all who read this!