This is a parody of bad Star Wars fanfiction. Because... well, there really is no because. I just thought this would be funny.
Chapter 1
Aayla Loves Anakin
(Aayla P.O.V., because I always have to tell you who's point of view we're in)
I walked into my bedroom, and stroked my Lekku. I looked brhind me and saw my shrine of Anakin Skywalker. God he's so hot!
I place the disposed soda can at my shrine. It was the can that Anakin drank.
I then went outside my room. I walked around for a little bit, and then I saw Anakin. I LOVE HIM SOOO MUCH! I follow him around the city, and I see that he was walking into a bar, meeting *GASP* Senator Amidala! :(
"No, my Anakin!" I shout loud enough for everyone around me to give me a funny look.