hi im back i just wached series of unfortunat events idk why it is under books IT IS A SHOW but im righting a fanfic anyway hope you like
There was someon sitting on the couch waching an x rated verson of chopped on the tv in the livong room eating tv diner and it was the incredably deadly viper. Than the henchpersin of indeterminate gendar walked in and stabed him and he dies. Than the hand hook man came in.
"Hi," he said
"Hi," say the henchpersin of indeterminate gendar
"Count oolaf got a gf," say hand hook man
"Oh no," say henchpersin of indeterminate ggendar
The teatre troop was all in a polyamory(the white face women, hand hook man, and henchpersin of indeterminate gendar) and they all liked count oolaf so they were jealus.
"Who is gf," ask henchpersin of indeterminate gendar
"Esmee," say hand hook man
"We will kill her," say henchpersin of indeterminate gendar
"No that is not nice," say hand hook man
"Oh ok," say henchpersin of indeterminate gendar