"OI, GON! GET OVER HERE!"

"Eh!?"

*CRASH*

Gon sprung up into the air. He had been trying to sleep before Killua woke him up. Unfortunately, he was so tired that he wasn't able to land properly. "Owie…"

"GON! GET THE HELL OVER HERE!"

He bolted to wherever Killua was (Gotta go fast!) But he made another very unfortunate crash as he saw Hisoka passing by.

"OOOooOoOoooOO GOONN CAN YOU DO THE CAN-CAN?" Hisoka licked his lips. Suddenly, Gon could hear the Mii channel theme, and every time there was a duh-duh-duh, a 48-pack of Chapstick fell on Hisoka's head for every duh. Eventually, Hisoka was buried in Chapstick. Guess his lips were just too chapped. Gon continued to look for Killua. This time, Sonic music was playing. Gotta go fast. Gotta go fast. Gotta go- BONK! A corkboard fell on his head. Gon spun around to see Illumi, who was currently in his distorted state.

"OOOooOoOoooOO GOONN CAN YOU DO THE CAN-CAN?" He threw a pin at Gon, but the corkboard successfully blocked his attack. Cork boards continued to rain on Illumi as Gon kept bolting. Duh-duh-duh. Bonk! Leorio's black box thingy fell on Gon's already-injured head.

"Gon, can you do the Can-Can?" Leorio asked, moving his arms and legs around weirdly. "Because it will make you rich and famous…" There was the Mii channel theme again, with mental hospital brochures raining on Leorio. At this point, Gon was terrified and just wanted to see Killua. So he collected all of his strength and Hulk-Smashed his was through the walls, shortcutting his was to Killua. He began to hear classical music playing…

Oh no.

Was that the Can-Can he heard?

He arrived in the laundry room. Killua was there with a large balloon and several empty boxes of Pocky. The floor was littered with chocolate bar wrappers. He was dancing along to the Can-Can, which was playing on the speakers next to him. "Gon, can you do the Can-Can?"

"AAAAA-"

"Relax, Gon!" Killua turned off the speakers. "It's all just a joke. Happy prank day!"

"Killua," Gon started, "I don't think it's a good idea to let you near sugar ever again."

A/N This was the product of too much sugar on my part. It was written too late at night after eating about 20 sticks of various Pocky and Pejoy. I hope you got a good laugh out of it.