Disclaimer: I don't own Axel or Riku, or the lovely game they come from.
Warnings: Yaoi-ness. (Boyxboy love.) But if you're here, I guess you should know that…
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For everyone's AxelRiku fetishes.
Just as the summary says, it's going to be a collection of drabbles. It'll be updated whenever I feel like it. :3
Remember to read and review. x3 Enjoy!
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The Perfect Pet
In which a 'perfect' pet is a bit more trouble than it's worth.
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"I'm back!" The voice echoed through the resounding hallway.
"Hey Axel? You home yet?" Riku called as he shrugged off his jacket and hung it on a hook.
"In the bathroom!" A splash of water fell against the floor. "Be out in a few."
"Mmkay," Riku called back. He tucked the box he was holding farther into his arm, careful not to cover the cutout breathing holes on top of it.
He snatched up the remote and turned on the television. It was on the Discovery Channel.
So that's what Axel watches. "…How creepy."
"Hissft."
Riku stared at his box. "I meant that – er, you're on T.V.?"
"Hissssfft."
"Shhh! I want you to be a surprise, you twit."
"What, did you hide someone in here?"
Riku started and looked up, his sea-green eyes locking with another pair a shade lighter. Near emerald.
There were still beads of water snaking down his neck from his red hair, which was wetted down from its usualy spiky style. His clothing was saved from getting wet by a towel thrown over his shoulders.
"Um…you could say that."
Axel looked around. "Is he hiding in the closet?"
"Actually…" Riku got up and kneeled on the floor, gesturing for his boyfriend to do the same. "You were going on about wanting a snake, and since we can't exactly get a sixteen foot anaconda here…" He opened the box, and out popped a thing with four stubby legs and a long tail.
"Hisssfttt."
Axel kneeled down and examined it, picking the animal up. "It's gorgeous." It was, too, with its bright markings on vivid purple scales.
The lizard hissed again, and blew ashes into Axel's face.
"…It breathes fire," Axel deadpanned, holding the reptile a bit further away.
"It does," Riku said cheerily. Unhelpfully.
"You couldn't say so sooner?"
Riku chuckled. "It's not dangerous. Unless you put it near a few cans of oil and alcohol."
Axel smirked. "I'll remember that." He opened his palm and placed the reptile on it. Its tail stretched out and wrapped itself around the redhead's wrist.
He played with it for a few moments, flipping his hand around so that the lizard kept crawling around his wrist in circles.
"What, no thank you?"
Axel looked up from his new pet to his boyfriend. "…What kind of thank you did you have in mind?" he asked, putting a lewd spin on the words.
Riku shrugged, sitting back down onto the sofa. He was pouting, Axel noticed.
He grinned.
Leaving the lizard on the floor, the redhead got up and seated himself next to the silver-haired teen. He wound his arms around Riku's slim waist. "Did you want something special?"
Riku looked up blankly. "Not all of us are perverted, you know."
"You should be! Thinking outside the box makes life more fun!" Axel said, pushing his cheek against Riku's.
"Hissft."
Axel noticed out of the corner of his eye that the lizard was staring at them.
He bumped his nose against Riku's, playfully.
Those eyes.
"Hisss…"
Those beady little eyes.
"Hissfufufusst…"
…Was it laughing at him?
A puff of smoke against his favorite pair of leather shoes.
Let's see, weighing consideration or… "…THAT THING!" Crash.
"Hey – you can't kill it! I haven't bought its certificate yet!"
…In the end, they bought it a tank. Equipped with a curtain.
Damn perverted reptile.
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The end!
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I'm aware that lizards probably don't hiss. But this one is special. xD
Riku doesn't mind that Axel wanted to torch his new pet. At that moment, he probably wanted to, too. They didn't even get to kiss. ..
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