Hi guys! Long time no see!

I've been suffering...I don't know what. Something like writer's block mixed with lack of motivation. I haven't abandoned any of my other stories either, I swear. They've all got some amount of work done on them, I just need to...finish. Yeah. Only a month left of school though and then I'm back home where hopefully I'll get back into the swing of things and bring you updates regularly.

Anyway! I bring you another one these! Hooray! I hope you enjoy it.

Dean sighed as another moan came from the computer in the backseat. Sam's gaze was fixed forward, trying his hardest not to pay attention to what Castiel was doing in the back there.

"Cas, there are times when you don't watch porn. This is one of them." This was not the first time Dean had growled this, Cas however, was set on ignoring him.

Dean glanced in the rearview mirror; saw Cas' head tilt to the side as another moan came from the laptops speakers, "Cas! Turn it off!"

"I'm just trying to understand."

"Understand what? It's porn! There's nothing to understand!"

"Why would you-"

Sam suddenly sat forward and interrupted whatever it was Cas was going to say, "Hey! Why don't we get something to eat?"

Dean shot his brother a look then glared at Castiel in the rearview mirror, "You can't bring that into a restaurant Cas, turn it off."

"Then I will stay in the car."

"I'm not leaving you in the car to watch porn, Cas!"

"Why?"

Once again Sam interrupted before Dean could start yelling, "How about a Happy Meal, Cas? You'll probably enjoy one of those."

Dean shot Sam a look, probably wondering what the hell an angel would want a Happy Meal for.

Cas' attention turned from the porn though and to Sam, "Why would a meal be happy?"

"It's not. But it's just something they give kids. Makes them… happy? I guess?"

"Very well, I will try one."

"Nuh-uh. You're not getting anywhere near a Happy Meal until that porn is turned off." Cas scowled at Dean but shut the laptop and settled back in his seat. Dean would have to have a discussion with the angel later to try and understand this sudden interest in Dean's porn stash.

Fifteen minutes later Dean had found them a McDonald's and while he wandered off to order their food Sam and Cas seated themselves at one of the tables near the back while they waited.

When Dean placed the box containing the Happy Meal in front of Cas the angel simply stared at it, frowned and muttered, "I don't understand why this is considered happy."

"The food itself isn't happy, Cas, it's just regular food." Cas turned his frown to Sam, then back to the Happy Meal.

"Just open the box and eat the damn food, Cas."

Cas huffed out a sigh and did as he was told. He paused though, when he came to the toy. He pulled it from the box, studied it from all angles and asked, "What is this?"

"A toy."

"Why did you not receive toys?"

"Because we didn't get the happy meals." Dean eyed the toy in Cas' hands and snorted, it was a small, plastic Spiderman with suction cups as hands so he could attach to something.

"I see. Is the toy what makes the meal happy?"

Dean rolled his eyes, "Cas for the last time-"

"Yeah, Cas. The toy is what makes the meal happy."

Cas nodded, ripped open the plastic the toy was in, studied it, nodded again then grinned over at the two Winchesters, "I find this enjoyable."

Sam snorted into his Coke and Dean rolled his eyes, "Long as you stay away from the porn I don't care where you get your jollies."

Later, Spiderman made his home on the back of the laptop screen while Cas continued his way through Dean's collection of porn.

Dean hated everything.