My fanfic for Xiaolin Showdown! Who else loved this freaking show! Don't for get to like, follow, and review!
Omi is voiced by a girl. (Yes he's voiced by a girl.) He is short, bald and has yellow skin. He is the leader of the gang and is the Xiaolin of water. Next there's the girl Kimiko, who is Japanese and her hair is black and has two pony tails, she is the xialon of fire. Raimundo is the Xialon of wind and he is voiced by Tom Kenny. Raimundo is street-smart and the group's self-proclaimed rebel, and he's from brazil. Last but not least there's Clay, the Xiaolin dragon of Earth. He is from Texas; (you can tell by the cowboy hat and the accent,) and has a bad case of stage fright.
Jack Spicer, the Xiaolin warriors' first arch nemesis. He is known for his robotic engineering, long rants, and calling himself an 'evil boy genius'.
"Dude, wake up,"
"WHAAA?" said. Omi.
The three of them, Kimiko, Raimundo, and Clay barged into Omi's room. Kimiko started to slap Omi several times.
"Dude, if you don't wake up soon, Jack Spicer is gonna conquer the world!" Kimiko said.
"Who the hell is Jack Spicer?" said Omi.
"Uh, red hair, yellow goggles? Our main arch nemisis?!" Raimundo said
"Ohh Yeah! That guy. Oh crap," said Omi.
"What?" said Clay.
"CMON WE GOTTA SAVE THE UNIVERSE AHHH! HURRY UP GET DRESSED STOP WASTING TIME! XAOLIN WARRIORS, GO!"
Kimiko was downstairs in the basement; she twirled her left pig tail as she walked around, humming.
Kimiko opened one of the drawers, and Omi was inside and he scared the living crap out of her. Kimiko backed away, screaming.
"AAAIIIIEEEEEE! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU BASTARD AHHH!" she whacked him with a pillow repeatedly.
"Uh, Clay and Raimundo told me this is how I pick up chicks!" Omi said with a grin. Kimiko picked him up and threw him out the window. Then she used her limited powers to put fire on Omi.
"AHHHH! MY BALLS ARE ON FIRE! I'LL GET YOUR ARSE FOR THIS,MISSY!"
"Pshh, yeah right," said Mimiko. "You're pretty fucking weak, I have the power of fire, and you have the power of WATER! PFFFT HA! Fire beats water. Boom! It's science."
"What in the blue blazes is going on here?!" said Clay, running downstairs.
"C'mon, we don't have much time!" all four of them ran out the back door.
"Jack Spicer, we meet again!" said Omi.
"We are gonna twist your nipples and kick your ass in!" said Kimiko.
"Are you ready to BATTLE? HUH? Or are you too scared?" said Clay.
The Xiaolin showdown gang bumped into their arch nemesis in a dark alley.
"WELL, WELL, WELL! IF IT ISN'T THE STUPIDEST WARRIORS ON THE PLANET! YOU THINK YOU COULD BEAT ME UP? WELL I THI-"
"Let's just get this over with," said Kimiko.
"OVER WITH? UM, IT'S GONNA TAKE A LONG TIME TO FINNISH ME OFF, WOMAN! IN FACT YOU XAIOLIN LOSERS CAN'T EVEN-"
Omi used his aqua powers to shoot water at Jack's groin, looking like he peed in his pants. All of them started to laugh, except Jack.
"HEY! I CAN'T GO AROUND IN PUBLIC LOOKING LIKE THIS! YOUR GONNA PAY!" said Jack.
Kimiko lighted up Jack's balls on fire, and Clay threw the Earth at him.
"OWW! I HATE YOU!11"
"WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS YELLING?"
"CAUSE I CAN! AND I'M EVIL! MWA HAHAH!" said Jack.
Raimundo filled up Jack's pants with air and he had inflatable pants, and he flew up into the sky.
"You haven't seen the last of me!" Jack yelled from the sky.
The gang did a high five. "Yay! We got rid of him!"
Author's note: Uh, please don't post any negative or rude reviews because I can't delete them, my other stories are better if you wanna check them out, and I made a chapter 2.