If there's anything I love about the Batman series, it's Harley and The Joker and how much they really…um…look out for each other, yes. :D So here's to a Christmas special that'll leave us Joker x Harley fans squealing!
Disclaimer: I'd like to adopt a Joker x Harley baby. Thank you.
100-word story rules:
*Author's notes aren't included in the 100 words.
*Title isn't also part of the 100 words.
*Words connected by a dash (-) or apostrophe (') are considered as one; MS Word said so.
M is for Mistah J, C is for Come Give me a French Kiss!
To be French kissed by Mistah J was a lifetime fantasy of Harley's. To obtain it, she got him something he couldn't resist.
"Oh, Mistah J~!" She purred behind his back, her hand playing with his pants…or probably what was inside. This made him turn to her, trapped in his own table.
"Merry Christmas to you, Mistah J!" She held out a gift. The madman's eyes widened; he'd been dying to get that from Batman for so long.
"Oh Harley…" He said in awe.
"Uh-uh-uh~!" She sang, holding mistletoe between them.
The Joker considered repaying her…but a kiss wasn't enough.
OhmaiBudandLouie I'm so perverted! Hahaha! Anyway, I leave it up to your imagination on what the Joker would do to or with Harley. ;)) I'll give you a hint: it's in my disclaimer. :P Don't forget to review!