This is my first story.I hope you'll like it.
Disclaimer:Eoin Colfer owns the chracters,not me.
Artemis woke up with an aching body.I knew this would happen.The previous day,he had been forced into some "healthy exercises for the mind & body".If you asked him,they were about as stimulating as those TV ads that repeat again and again until you lose a few IQ points.At least ads don't leave you sore down to the last muscle.
Artemis winced as he stood up.
The sun's rays were bright,the birds chirping,but they didn't exactly relieve the young boy of his pain.
He limped to the closet and got it opened.
There were dozens of sets of suits,ties,slacks,and pretty much a bunch of formal garments.
Artemis grabbed a set and put it on as fast as his pained muscles would allow him.
After Artemis finished doing that,he went to the bathroom to get "groomed".Once he came out,he opened the door to get outside his bedroom and limped to the family kitchen where Butler was preparing an extraordinary breakfast of...Lichen pie and seaweed ceareal?Since when is Butler a fan of Captain Nemo?
Artemis sat at the table,trying to breath as little as possible so as not to smell the atrocious seafood that the Eurasian giant was making.
Then he noticed that no one else was in there.
"Butler,"asked Artemis.
"Yes,Artemis,"replied the person whom Artemis had implied he was asking.
"Why is it that no one else is here?"He was thoroughly confused.
For a genius,Artemis could be very clueless sometimes."It's four o'clock in the morning."What!?Why is Butler cooking at such an early time?Is there a reason for the sunlight at four in the morning?Why is he cooking seaweed cereal and Lichen pie?
All these questions ran through the clone's mind as Albert Einstein materialized out of thin air beside him.HUH?!What in the world is going on here!?Suddenly,Hulk crashed through the manor's wall as he was being chased by Manny,Sid,and Diego who just happened to be driving a giant robot called Optimus Prime.What the...
"AAAAAAAAHHH"Artemis woke up to find out that he was still in his bedroom.
The clone tried to ease his breathing,witch was coming in short,choked gasps.
"It was just a dream,"said Don Quixote.
The genius would have responded,but he fainted.
So,what do you guys think?Please review and tell me if you would like for me to write more.I know It's probably very unlikely that Artemis would have screamed,but then again...