Ninji's first prank on inuyasha!

"Hey kagome!"wispered ninji "Huh ninji what do you want" she wispered back "Wheres Inuyasha?" he asked, Kagome looked down to see that ninji had hot sauce, cream cheese and a feather in his hands"What are you gonna do?" asked kagome "You'll find out, wheres Inuyasha?" Ninji asked with some impatience "He's in the tree across the path" "Ok be back in a minute!" said ninji with a smirk "Wait what are you gonna do?" to late he was gone to the tree turns out Inuyasha was'nt in the tree he was sleep up against it "What luck!" ninji said in his head. Ninji took the cream cheese and put it in Inuyasha's closest hand to his face and hot sauce in his other hand then rub his nose with the feather. Inuyasha started to mimble but no luck so Ninji tried again and again he just mumbled "why wont it work" murmuring to himself Ninji tried again smack "Oww" Ninji said, Inuyasha had slaped him in the face with his cream cheesed hand "Huh wha.." Inuyasha not thinking rubbed his eyes with the hot sauce hand "AHHH what the heck, it burns it burns" Inuyasha screamed Ninji was laughing so hard he started to turn blue "What the.. you little" Inuyasha stomped on ninji's ribs and ran to the creek bed, or so he thought but he was really headed towards the bath house where kagome had gone minutes before "Crap I cant belive he did that" kagome screamed in terror and (Im trying to keep this a T-rated story)hit him till he tried to run out but someone shut the door and he ran dead on into the door. At this point Ninji couldnt help but laugh and when shippo woke up and saw him laughing uncontrolably he looked over and saw Inuyasha passed out and started laughing, lady kaida came out she hit ninji and shippo knocking them out cold.