Ok so Mr Rikards is helpin me wriet da book this time! Hes da anime club teecher. He good at english but he can lso speek Das Japanez! OMG I FUCKIN LOVE SHINKI NO KYOWN! ERIN IS SOOOOO HAUTE! ND SO IS LEVY! ND ALL DA OTHER GUYS!
anyways!
One day big tittan sexi Erin was strompin around killin people and shit. Den, out of nowhere, Micasa! (i hate stupd mikisa bc dats a brand of forks)
"Omg i love u erin!" she yelld up at his handsum sexy tittan fase. (Omg he has like 50000 tieeth and a like 500 pak!) But sexi erin yelling sexi LOADLY roared and steppd on her bc she was an ugly bitch. Littel pecis of Mikasa sored eveerway, bluud n guts and sstuf.
Suddenly... giant Dimond Titna!
Dimond titan was really haute. She had long long long blaak hair dat went down 2 her nees and enormous big ranbow eyes. Her boobs were ENORMOS, like the size of a a house. She was a 30-metr class. She was weren a see-thru shitr and a thogn.
Eren made a sexy titan noise.
"RarR" he sed and Dimond saw thaat his THINGY was like the size of a huge TREE! Liek 50 feet big! She sexed at him BUT THEN...
TIATANS!
1000000 titans caem porin thru a whole that Armurd Titan had punchd in da wall. They wer all sex cravin pervs and smoler than Dimond (like 10 meter clas) but they ranned toward her nd started to try to haev sexi time wit her.
"NOOOOO" ROARED sexi Erin Titan wavin around him arms nd killing da other tins... DIMOND WAS HIZ!! nO other tian couldd have his haute dimond1!
They wer all smashin up the houes and shit but then... LEVI! Even tho he was like 40 he was still RELLY haute. He was like a 40-meta class nd he was CARRYIN A HUGE LYSOL SPARY BOTTEL AND A GIANT CLOTH ND CLEANING OFF DA TOPS OF DA HOUSES ND DA WALL ND SHIT!
"Oh mi sexi levi" Dimond Titan sed an went to go to Levi. He had da cleenin bottel and the towl and cleened off da tops of the da walles, dusted da canins, and even washd sum of da titnas hair nd shit.
"Hes so clean" dimond
Eren sexi made anther sexi titan roarig noise and blastd out all daothr titan eers but not Levi or Dimonds because dey wre special. Anyways da rest of the titan died.
"U BASTARD I WASHED THERE HARE! AND YOU KILLE THEM!" yelld sexi Levi waving the spray botel at Eren.
They launched at eech other and started beetin each otha up! But theen Lust-drivin Erin started fuckin Levi!
soon only sexi Titan moaNs COULd be heard all around wall rose!
"i wanna join in!" sscreem Dimond launchin herelf at the entangeld Titan with there enormous thingy.. both of them were like 5-10 metes talla den her! It was so sexi they both wrere so HAUTE.
They riped are clothes ooff an started to DO HER!
But then1!
STUPID UGLI FUCKKIN ANNI APPERED OUT OF NO WHEE AND EREN ND LEVI GOT TURNED ON BI HER SO DEY ABANDOND DIMND!
"ugh"" dimond! Going to find better maetes.
how idd u like da first chapter?