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Chapter One.

"Team seven made of Uchiha Susuke, Uzumaki Naruto and Haruno Sakura."

I stared trough half lidded eye towards Iruka, as Naruto ranted about why he should be in a team with Sasuke. It took a moment to my brain to catch up with my thoughts.

Well, shit. There goes plan A.

"... And who the hell is Sakura?"

I blinked slowly as Iruka pointedly looked at me, Naruto tilted his head and turned to me. I smiled lazily and waved at him. He blinked owlish at me.

Well can't really blame him. I went the extra mile to be the flower on the wall. My hair was cut short, I disguised it unremarkably brown instead of pink.

I wear a simple black shirt with, black pants and boots.

"Why the weirdo has to be in a team with Sasuke?"

Whined the generic fan girl number 3. To be fair I just call all of them generic fan girl number 3.

It is easier this way I do not mess up their names. I shrugged unperturbed resting my head on my arms.

"Hey anyone want to switch? Because I am game if you wanna."

Team seven was a death trap, that's is why I remained remarkably unimpressive.

"Oh my god her voice is lazier then Shikamaru! Please Iruka sensei there must have being some mistake! I am in the wrong team!"

Amen to that Naruto, I also think I'm in the wrong team.

"Shut up you two! These are the teams and you are not exchanging it!"

I shrugged resting my head on my arms trying to sneak in some shut eye.

Whelp, lets go for plan B.

"Hey you!"

I slowly open my eye; damn it feels like they weigh a ton. Naruto is right in front of me looking really disgruntled, or with a stomach. Did something happen in canon today for him to look so constipated? I stared lazily at him as he did not say anything else I went back to sleep.

"Hey I am talking to… Urhgh!"

Okay his stomach made a really nasty sound. Hell I didn't know you could make a sound like that. I peered one eye open a he run away through the door.

"Huh."

I went back to sleep, it was nice, the weather was good, and the class didn't have much sun.

"Kami I am bored."

I opened my eyes lazily as begun to stretch.

"Finaly you are awake!"

I keeping stretching even yawing stretching my tong out scratching my back. Yup I am a lady as it finest.

"Uhhh…"

I turned my head at Naruto peering at him with half lidded eyes and waved.

"Good morning."

Naruto must have some nervous problem. I see his left eye twitching. I always had read fanfiction depicting him as too energetic to stay still. Huh who would have though? They were right.

Naruto stared at me with a flat look.

"It is afternoon; our teacher is two hours late."

Huh, wow I napped for whole six hours! I should wirte that down. I looked around seeing everyone had already left.

Oh yeah Kakashi was chronically late for everything or something.

"And sensei haven't arrived yet?"

"No."

"Okay"

And I went back to sleep ignoring Naruto protests.

"My first Impression of you…"

I blinked my eyes bleary, as a tall man stared at me for a moment. I smiled at him waving with one hand.

Hey be nice to the world and it will be nice back to you… Well not really.

Hatake Kakashi eye smiled, how that even work?

"I hate you all, meet me at the roof in five minutes."

He disappeared in a puff of smoke, the other two run out the door, I stepped out walking lazily to there. I do not walk pretty. I slouch a lot.

"You are Late Sakura-chan."

I blinked slowly a few times adjusting my eyes to the day light and turned to Kakashi.

"No I am not."

I sat besides Naruto who again blinked owlish at me.

"Yes you are Sakura-ch-s-san. It took you freaking forever to get here."

I nodded giving a faraway glance looking over Konoha.

"A shinobi is never late nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to."

The three stared at and Kakashi cleared his throat.

"Well lets begin introducing ourselves."

Ok here comes plan B.

I raised my hand high.

"Oh I know this one sensei!"

The three blinked at me, and Kakashi nodded for me to continue.

"You are Hatake Kakashi, son of the legendary Sakumo Hatake, considered a legend on his time. You are a genius with capital G. You become Genin at six, chuunin at ten and jounin at fourteen. Have fought in the third shinobi world war and in the bingo book says that you are one step down from the Yodaime to have a flee on sigh warning…"

"I meant to introduce yourself Sakura not me."

"Oh, but I am so boring."

Kakashi stared at me as Naruto had his mouth hanging.

"You are lying! He look as lazy as you! He can't be that awesome!"

"Oh he is! Actually that is a little disturbing for us."

Naruto blinked at me, so did Sasuke, I waved him off.

"Not for you duck but, It is bad for me and Naruto. Kakashi is a genius, son of a genius and trained by one of the most recognized genius in the elemental nations."

Naruto was bouncing exactly.

"Yeah! Yeah! He can train us to be awesome!"

"No he cant."

The three blinked at me.

"You ask him how to be a shinobi is the same as asking to a fish what the water is. Being shinobi is so natural for him, he probably can't understand the difficult we have."

Sasuke bristled at it, Naruto looked worried, Kakashi face was blank mask. Nope I have no idea what he is thinking.

"I mean me and Naruto, Sasuke is the hookie of the year. Hell you should probably take him into apprenticeship and pass us to another team. Someone who can give us the better basics and actually teach the steps to be shinobi. Because I really don't believe you can do it."

Let's be honest, Hatake teaches near nothing to team seven. Don't get me into crypt bullshit advices, there are no geniuses in team seven to translate that stuff.

Sasuke perked up staring at me appraisingly, as Naruto was sputtering beside me. Kakashi eye smiled. Really that is creepy as hell how the fuck he does that?

"Denied Sakura-chan, you are mine till I tell the opposite."

Huh, well I will have to try harder tomorrow. I really don't want to go for plan C.

"Now Sakura-chan introduce yourself."

"I am Haruno Sakura."

The three stared at me, and Kakashi nodded, encouragily? I don't know. I find it hard to read the guy. I am fairly good at reading people.

"Yes?"

"What else Sakura-chan?"

"What else what?"

Kakashi sighed and nodded to Naruto that bounced seeming to burst with energy on the seams. He went through the whole ramen and hokage story. I didn't really paid attention to the whole thing, I heard the word Hokage and Lamen. Sasuke went with the emo avenger stuff.

Kakashi went to the vague lazy stuff.

Huh. I had zero influence in canon events. Does it mean I can't change fate or I made myself so unremarkable that I made no difference?

Kakashi told us something about training, oh yeah tomorrow seven. No breakfast. He will arrive eleven. Oh well he is gone. I turned to the boys who just walked off after giving their on routine of temes and dobes.

I got to say, it is much more fun in the anime then in real life.

Well they are gone, I dusted my pants and walked off.

"Welp, better get back home."

Next day I wake up late, got a big breakfast and went to the training ground. I could hear from a distance Naruto raging about sensei being late.

As I got closer to the clearing Naruto pointed at me.

"You are la… Sakura-chan?"

I waved lazily at him.

"Heya."

In the background Sasuke grunted, I turned my head in his direction. He was looking at me, I tilted my head in a silent greeting. I think he nodded back. Can't be sure with him. I don't really know him.

I mean yeah I remember the manga and the anime some what. But knowing a fictional character and meeting real people are two different experiences. I take no knowledge for granted.

Ever.

I made this mistake once, it already cost me more than I care to elaborate.

"Anh… Sakura-chan."

I turned my half-lidded eyes towards Naruto who seemed to be fiddling.

"You are kinda, you know…"

"Oh that. I'm just matching my inner clock with sensei's habits. Right now I am working on the theory he is always three hours late to everything."

Naruto seemed to be taken aback by that. When a puff of smoke broke behind us. The cherry voice of our sensei chirped up.

"Ohayo Mina-san!"

"You are late!"

Naruto's response was fast and loud.

"Maa, you see my clock broke and I lost the time."

Naruto grumbled something under his breath, as Kakashi piked up a clock seting it on the stump.

"Well we will have our little test now."

"Wait didn't you said your clock was broken?"

Kakashi ignored Naruto picking up two bells.

"So today to pass the test you will have to pick up the bells to pass the test."

Well I think it was my cue.

"Eh? But sensei, there only two bells there."

Kakashi eye smiled, Hell I am gonna have nightmares about that. How does he do it?

"Oh very observant Sakura-chan. You see only two of you will pass the test the rest will be sent back to the academy."

Sasuke and Naruto jolted at that, well Naruto jolted Sasuke just had a twitch... or he needs to pee. I am not sure.

I had no problems, since failing here would throw me into the genin corps, and I was okay with that. Actually, that was plan A since the beginning.

However, since I somehow fell to the cracks into the Elite program, well plan B was to get away from the team Seven death trap.

There was a rush of movement and I had to hold back not to react, Kakashi was beside us holding a kunai to Naruto neck.

Kakashi then announced.

"Ready, go!"

Sasuke jumped straight to the limit of the forest, Naruto stand tall and proud, I slouched to the stump were the clock was and leaned on it. Naruto and Kakashi stared at me. I smiled a waved lazily at them both. Naruto shook his head and announced to the four quarters that he was awesome and didn't fear Kakashi. Kakashi picked up his book with a very bored expression and taunted Naruto.

The rest you already know, Kakashi moped the floor with Naruto. Sasuke tried to take an opportunity shot and Kakahshi got him too, or so I figure as both disappear from view.

Kakashi came slouching a little time later, and freaking eye smiled at me. I couldn't help the involuntary shudder that run trough my body. Eye smile in an anime, funny and even kinda cute. In real life? Freaking weird.

"Ah Sakura-chan, won't you try also?"

"Nah I am good."

He then sacratched his chin with a thoughtful expression.

"Well I had some high expectations of you. Since your father…"

My hearth stopped for a moment.

"At least tried to do something of his shinobi career. Well tried and failed, I guess it runs in the family."

He turned his back to me and was walking away. Hell he was simply walking away. I usually don't do angry, I is too tiring. But right now I just felt burn in my chest. I stepped out the post, he might have noticed as he stopped and turned around raising one, I mean his eyebrow to me.

"I got a question for you sensei. Do you wanna have a bad time? Cause if you don't take back what you just said… You really don't like what comes next."