A/n: this is the most random thing I have ever written! A few friends helped my edit the first couple of chapters, but after that, I will have to apologize for the errors.
Note: a was Mozzarella on HPFF but I'm an idiot and forgot my password and which email I used which didn't help so I moved here!!
Ron was in the Gryffindor common room in his dinosaur PJs feeling sick. He was singing a song about Ginny wearing a tutu in a muggle ballet. Suddenly he heard a crash from the back of the room. Terrified, he grabbed his wand and turned around. Standing there was Harry and Hermione looking as if they were not sure whether to laugh or scream at Ron's grotesque song.
As he was turning a shade of bright red, he stuttered, "You should not be in here!! And he pointed his wand and continued jokingly, "You, niffler!!
"What?" Harry and Hermione shouted simultaneously.
Ron started to mutter under his breath when his wand released a charm.
Harry sat down on the floor and started to throw a tantrum about his cat Fluffy (which really confused Ron because Harry didn't have a cat)
Hermione got angry with Harry, turned around and said, "If you don't shut up, I'll break your stupid leg!"
Ron finally decided to get a teacher after 20 minutes of this insanity. As he was leaving, he saw Hermione rip of the head off a teddy bear and she started laughing manically. At this, his face went pale and he ran to Professor Snape's office (which was the only thing he could think of in his predicament.)
He told Professor Snape about Harry and Hermione's dilemma. They returned to find that Harry was pretending to be an airplane and Hermione was singing Hey Diddle Diddle. (A/N: lyrics below for all you nursery rhyme sheltered people) Professor looked at them smiled and told Ron that they are under a charm that makes them act like themselves as toddlers.
"I feel really, really bad for Hermione's parents, she's a demon!!" Ron muttered quickly.
"Now I am guessing you will not have children, ending the chain of never ending Weasley's," Snape said smirking.
Professor Snape turned and started to leave the common room when Ron screamed, "Don't leave me with them she might to the same thing to me as she did to the teddy bear!"
"Why would she do that…did you make her angry?" Snape asked sarcastically.
"I…I don't think so…," Ron said, "Hey! I asked nicely!"
Professor Snape replied, "Mr. Weasley, do not get hysterical; the charm will wear off eventually. Until then, you are on your own."
"EVENTUALLY!! EVENTUALLY!! What do you mean by that!"
"Mr. Weasley, you are becoming hysterical," Snape said calmly.
"Well, you would be too if you turned your two best friends into toddlers!!"
"Mr. Weasley your friends are not toddlers they merely have the minds of toddlers."
"Big difference!" Ron shouted as Snape left the room and Ginny entered.
It took a little time for Ron to explain to Ginny why Harry and Hermione were acting so strangely and to beg for her help.
Her first comment was, "You were singing a song about me in a ballet? And I thought Fred and George were the weird ones in the family."
After more begging by Ron she finally agreed to help.
"Good", Ron replied, "You watch Hermione and I'll watch Harry." Ginny led Hermione up to the girls' dormitory.
It was less than 2 minutes when Dobby came down to the common room. He stopped in front of Ron and stated, "Dobby is dreadfully, terribly, awfully sorry master, she wanted eggs so Dobby gave her some."
"What?" Ron replied stupidly.
Ginny's scream was heard from the girls' dormitory along with Hermione's laughter.
"Oh… That's what you mean," Ron said as he tried to run to the girls' dormitory. As he tried to use the stairs, the stairs came out from under and he fell backwards.
Ron quickly and loudly screamed, (to drown out Dobby's laughter)" Hermione, you and Ginny get down here, NOW!" Then he gave Dobby a narrowed stare.
"Dobby did not mean to laugh, Master Weasley, but Dobby just did" Dobby snickered.
Hermione came down the stairs, levitating Ginny, whose robes were in shreds. Hermione was pelting the eggs at her.
"Drop the eggs and let Ginny down," Ron commanded Hermione. Hermione shook her head in defiance.
"Merlin, what did I get myself into!" Ginny cried from her position by the chandelier.
"Stop right now, Hermione!"
Snickering Hermione answered, "Alright" as she let Ginny down, she dropped her on top of Ron. After this she was laughing so hard it looked as if Hermione was foaming at the mouth.
"I think she is the most evil being the world has ever seen," Ron muttered under his breath.
"I'm not helping any more!" Ginny screamed at Ron.
"I wouldn't either after that, or at all even but, I don't exactly have a choice" Ron replied angrily.
"Tell some one who cares about your life story!" Ginny screamed back.
"Hey, I'm your brother, remember!!" Ron reminded Ginny.
"SO!" Ginny screamed leaving the room, "I didn't pick you! I'd rather have another Percy!!" (A/N: what a low blow ginny!!)
After lunch Harry decided to run around with the Ketchup bottle squirting anyone anywhere near him. Dobby kept apologizing to Ron about the eggs and Hermione kept poking Ron with her spork while laughing unnaturally loud.
There's chapter one!
I hope you enjoyed it! I already have Chapters 1-7 done so I'll upload them ASAP if you're even interested.
Hey Diddle Diddle;
The Cat and the Fiddle;
The cow jumped over the moon;
The little dog laughed to see such a sight;
And the Dish ran away with the spoon;