Guillotine and Massacre breathed a sigh of relief Safety A foreign concept to them, but wonderful nonetheless you see guillotine had been sold from their broken Pennsylvania home to be a child bride for the ugliest man the twins had ever seen Bob Ewell he was known throughout the land for beating and raping young gorls all across Pensylvania when he forgot how to spell a word on the horrid, rainy day the wedding was supposed to take place Guillotine shook Massacre awake.

"Massy! Wake up!"

Myssacre groaned. "What do ya want, Teenie?"

"I found a gun!"

Massacrre woke up completely. "A what?"

"I couldn't sleep last nite and so I went to da dump and found a rifle!"

"Teenie, give me da gun. You know you can't do anything about da weddin' tomorrow."

Guillotin cocked the gun. "Like hell I can't."