Jakers-Reviews and NinjaW are back once more with another Naruto story. Now, neither of us are going to just through "Naruto: Sounds Complicated" under the bus; once [Jakers-Reviews] showed this to [NinjaW], neither of us could say no to this become a series.

This is a Naruto Harem fic that's probably going to at least be something rather different. It's storyline is roughly adapted from the Sly Cooper games, and it contains a good deal of characters from other series (Especially later down the line). FInally, this story takes place in it's own universe, separate from any continuity that any of it's characters or even locations may actually be from. So character are going to be a bit to very OOC (Out of Character). This is a massive crossover of multiple series to form it's own world. That said, enjoy.

Chapter 1: Breaking In

As the rain of the storm night quietly fell on top the roof of an Alabastan Military HQ, a lean man in a black and orange jumpsuit is shimmying his way across the edge of the top of the 6 Story building; You would think this man would be easy to spot a mile off, but the multitude of wanted posters for grand theft featuring this man on the streets below tell a different story.

"Ah… I love the rain." He said as he made his to the floor of the roof. "It's the closest thing to an on-the-job refreshment."

"What? *static* You're after job refreshments aren't enough?"

"Calm down, Hime. You know that there's not substitute for you. Just-"

"Just Additions. I get that. Just be careful out there Naruto. Without you, this wouldn't be nearly as fun."

"Again Hime, calm down." Naruto pressed a button on his ear piece to make sure she heard him. "I live for this sort of thing."

"Yeah, and that's what worries me."

Sensing that their conversation was over, Naruto began to look around for an entry into the building. "Well, that chimney looks to be the only way in from up here." Naruto pulled out an orange-colored device that looked an awful-lot like binoculars, albeit a very high-tech version of them. "Yep, this building is otherwise sealed tight. Good." Naruto placed his tool back into his side pouch as he made his way to said chimney. "I'd hate to find out that my district's Police Headquarters isn't properly protected."

"Military Headquarters, Naruto."

"Same thing!" Naruto began to slowly make his way down the chimney. "Good thing this isn't lit. I'd be fucked otherwise." Naruto could have sworn he heard some sort of noise through his earpiece.

Luckily for him, the chimney fell into an empty office. "Employee's Lounge, perhaps?" Naruto had no way of knowing, so he pulled the device out once again, and stared out a window. "No one is here, it seems. Now where's that safe?"

"My intel says it should be on the floor above."

"Strange. Thought for sure they'd put it on the next floor up."

"Upset that the job is easier?"

"Considering who this is for, no." Naruto then slipped outside the office. "Well, If I have to go a floor up, I go a floor up." Naruto saw and elevator, still holding the device in his hands. "Hella way to second floor."

"Are you seriously going to take an elevator up? Seriously?"

"No. Why would I do that?" Naruto, gathering every ounce of muscle in his arms, began to pry the door open and look to see the elevator was on the top floor. "When I can make it more dangerous than I need to?"

"Please tell me this isn't going to be normal."

"Nah." Naruto said, putting his device into his pocket as he got onto the ladder and climbed up the shaft. "I'm just enjoying my stay. It's not like I'm going to be coming back here again."

"I greatly prefer your cockiness to your recklessness, you know."

"Yeah… I know." Naruto smirked to himself. "Okay, second floor." Naruto reach the second floor elevator door. He opened his side pouch, and did NOT pull his orange device again, but instead pulled out some kunai knives, and stabbed one into the wall. "Good old ninja tactics - you never fail me." Naruto use his two knives to stab his way to the center bottom of the door. Naruto took great care in making sure the kunai well securely in place before making a leap to stand on them. "Make shift flooring." He snarked to himself as he once again pried the door open. It took him a bit longer this time since he didn't have a solid floor this time, but the results are all the same. "Now, where's our little safe?"

"Just look around in the rooms and pray you're alone. That seems to be your gameplan."

"Hey, it's been working, right?" Naruto's long distance friend had no argument. "Besides, we picked today for a reason, right?"

"No, they picked today for a reasons."

Naruto went through, checking room after room without finding what he's looking for. He took a moment to observe a window with a fire escape, noting it for later as he returned to his search. "Okay, last door. So it's probably behind this door."

And to Naruto's delight, the safe was in fact in the room. "Finally, there it is! Now I can get what I'm after!" There's actually another reason that Naruto was happy that this room was the one with the safe, but that'd be a spoiler. "Okay then, how to open this?"

"I can help you with that. I've been working on that lock."

"How?"

"Come on, Naruto - I'm the master of unlocking! You know that!"

"Okay, you have the code?"

"Yeah, I think so. The code should be 992222"

"9-9-2-2-2-2." To both their delight, the door opened to reveal the giant tan bag of… something. It looked like a mail bag, but it's was a bit too heavy to be that, which was proved when Naruto had some trouble getting a hold on it. "I see why he wanted us to get it."

Naruto managed to grab it, realizing it wasn't so bad after putting it over his shoulder. "Now to get out of here."

"Any smart ideas?"

"Yes." Naruto went back to the window he passed earlier. "Going to make a quick escape." Naruto made a quick dash to the window.

"Umm… Naruto, I just remembered something - did you remember to take out the cameras on the roof?"

"No."

"WHAT!? WHY?!"

"Well," as Naruto made his way onto the fire escape. "I was hoping I'd get to meet-"

Naruto stopped talking as an arrow nearly shot him, missing by only a half a foot, and was emitting electricity. "NARUTO UZUMAKI, YOU ARE UNDER ARREST!" Naruto turned his head to the building next to the one he was in sat a woman with long scarlet hair, reaching to her hips. She had her torso covered with armor that accounted for her chest, and also wore a blue skirt.

And almost immediately, the storm calmed down to the most mild drizzle possible, as if to give the two of them a chance to talk.

"Hello to you too, Erza. How are you tod-"

"Shut it! I have to admit, I wouldn't have guessed you'd try to rob Police HQ, but you've gotten sloppy."

"Come again?"

"You forgot to take out the cameras. Made it too easy to figure out it was you."

"Yeah, forgot."

"What are you sa-"

"I'm saying - What's the fun of breaking into Police HQ if I don't get to see my favorite police woman? No fun at all."

"You…. Little…" Erza reloaded her crossbow and took aim. "Well, it doesn't matter. Tonight, coming with me to jail."

"You know, being with you almost makes going to jail worth it." Erza took a shot, with Naruto dodging by sliding down the ladder to the second floor. "Almost - Gotta go!"

The storm once again picked up as Naruto made his way to the other ladder as Erza continued to fire. While it was a manual-reloaded crossbow, she was so fast you'd think it's semi-automatic. Not that it mattered since Naruto dodged every shot and made it down to the parking lot.

Where is he hoping to get away to? She noticed Naruto making a mad dash to the end of the parking lot. A hoverbike? it that NO! Erza pulled out two daggers, and through them full force at the bike. To her dismay, both daggers was caught before it could land.

"THANKS, ERZA!" Naruto yelled up to her. "GOOD OLD METAL FACE WILL LOVE THESE!" Naruto, already on his bike with the bag and now the daggers, started it up and made his way out of the parking lot and quickly escaped into the seemingly endless desert.

"Damn it…" Erza muttered to herself. "I only had three of those daggers." She pulled out the last one and sighed as she made her way back to her office. "May as well use the fire escape." Erza climbed up the ladders, being sure to pull them up as she did until she got to the third floor. She hoped through the window, closing it just as some more thunder rolled in and headed to her room. Her depression sat in as she looked at the open safe in her room. "What am I going to tell Cobra?" She looked over and saw that Naruto left her a parting gift: two kunais.

Meanwhile, in the desert…

We find Naruto on his bike speeding through the desert. "Another days work."

"Did you really jeopardize the mission just to get a chance to talk to Erza?"

"No. jeopardize would imply that doing that could of made me fail."

"Again, I love you when you're cocky. I hate you when you're reckless."

"Hehehe… yeah. Anyway, the mission was success, so don't worry."

"Fine… I guess you're right. See you before morning?"

"Yeah, I'll be back in about two hours. See you then." Naruto drove off as the storm cleared up and the moon began to shine in full force has our hero(?) made his way home.