Disclaimer: Yeeeeah, no. It's all Dan's.
Haven't done one of these in a while, have I? So I figured I'd throw some in. I've been addicted to Miley Cyrus recently so, deal. Obviously, they are on TheSlap.
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Jade West and Cat Valentine updated their status.
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Jade says: "You're a true-o-oh-o-oh friend; you're here till the end.
You pull me aside when something ain't right,
Talk with me now and into the night.
You're here till the end,
You're a true friend CatValentine."
Mood: loving
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Cat Valentine says " hehehehehehe. Thanks JadeWest. I love you too!
You're my bestest friend!"
Mood: sneaky
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Jade West, Tori Vega, Robbie Shapiro and Andre Harris updated their status.
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Jade says: "Dumb CatValentine changed my status.
This is why you always password protect your pearphone."
Mood: annoyed
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Tori says: "CatValentine what about me?
I'm your best friend too :("
Mood: left out
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Robbie says: "Well since everyone's updating their status on TheSlap, I figured I'd do it too!"
Mood: going with the flow
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Andre says: "All these notifications from everyone's status updates sure are annoying."
Mood: wonky
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Beck Oliver updated his status.
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Beck says: "Who would have thought that a girl like me would double as a superstar?"
Mood: cool
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Comments:
Jade: What the hell is this?
Cat: Hehehehe.
Andre: Dude…
Robbie: It's okay Beck, everyone loves Hannah Montana and Miley Cyrus.
Rex: But not everyone puts on a blonde wig and sings along to her songs Saturday nights.
Cat: I do that too Robbie!
Beck: Cat changed my status…
Cat: Awww phooey, how'd you know it was me?
Tori: A wild guess…
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Jade West updated her status.
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Jade says:"For those who don't know me, I can get a bit crazy."
Mood: wild
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Comments
Tori: I think we are all very much aware of how wild you can get Jade.
Beck: ;)
Tori: Ugh, guys, please not on TheSlap.
Rex: No wonder Beck's got the best of both worlds; Jade can't be tamed…
Robbie: REX! That was inappropriate!
Andre: Whoa…just. Wow.
Cat: Robbie you're so dirty!
Tori: Jade's got nerve. ;)
Beck: Tori, please don't play along…
Cat: Well girls just wanna have fun. Hehehehe
Tori: Good one, Cat!
Andre: Jade's not going to like you guys commenting like this.
Tori: Jade's not the only one who can't be tamed, Andre. Every rose has its thorn...
Jade: That was so lame it physically hurts. Also, I hate you all for giving me so many notifications.
Cat: :(
Jade: You should have never changed my status.
Tori: Lighten up Jade, nobody's perfect, you live and you learn it.
Jade: I SAID STOP COMMENTING.
Tori: Alright, jeeze.
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Robbie Shapiro updated his status.
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Robbie says:"But don't call me a Lolita,
Cause I don't let 'em through
Cause I'm saving all my lovin'
For someone and it's you BeckOliver"
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Mood: swanky
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Comments
Tori: I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and hope Cat changed your status too…
Andre: Dude…you better delete this before Beck sees it
Cat: Hehehehehehehehehe. Robbie and Beck.
Robbie: CAT! HELP ME DELETE THIS PLEASE!
Trina: SCREENSHOT
Robbie: TRINA, PLEASE DON'T.
Trina: TOO BAD ROBBIE. I'M POSTING THIS PICTURE LATER TONIGHT.
Andre: Are all the caps really necessary?
Cat: Stop yelling guys, please? :'(
Jade: This explains so much…the lady jeans, the pina colada lip balm, the fact that you've never had a girlfriend…
Tori: You're taking this better than I expected.
Jade: Robbie doesn't stand a chance with Beck. Not his type.
Robbie: HEY! You don't know that for sure!
Rex: Stop embarrassing me Shapiro. You're chasing my Northridge girls away!
Jade: Of course he gets the puppet to comment…
Rex: I ain't a puppet woman…I can prove it to you if you like ;)
Jade: Like you have anything to show…
Rex: YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I GOT.
Cat: This seems so inappropriate.
Tori: Jade stop getting Rex all riled up.
Beck: Dude…
Robbie: Beck, I'm really, really, REALLY sorry. It was Cat!
Rex: Sureee it was…
Andre: Things got awkward again
Cat: Hehehehehehe
Beck: Why haven't you deleted it yet?
Robbie: I don't know how…
Beck: …
Jade: He probably doesn't want to.
Tori: Probably.
Andre: Probably.
Trina: Probably.
Cat: Hehehe. Probably :)
Beck: I don't feel comfortable with this.
Tori: Don't worry Robbie, we accept you for who you are.
Jade: I actually don't; and I never will.
Trina: I'm with Jade.
Jade: Nobody asked for your opinion, Vega.
Trina: Well then…I know when I'm not wanted.
Jade: Do you really?
Tori: Oh really.
Cat: Tori, you and Jade typed the same thing!
Tori: Um. Okay?
Andre: I can't handle these notifications
Beck: Seriously Robbie, delete this. Now.
Rex: NOBODY IS HELPING ME. CAT, COME HELP ME GET THIS OFF.
Cat: Don't yell at me, Robbie :(
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Tori Vega updated her status.
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Tori says: "I ask myself if this love at all?
When I need you most, you let me fall.
I'm always here at the side of your stage,
Let you live your life, pretend I'm okay JadeWest"
Mood: teary
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Comments
Beck: Tori, is there something you'd like to tell me?
Cat: We're all friends again! I hope this means we're having a slumber party soon! We can paint our nails and then tell each other stories! And I'll braid Jade's hair and then we can-
Andre: I think she ran out of character lol.
Cat: I did :(
Beck: Nobody answered my question…
Cat: I think Tori likes Jade ;)
Robbie: She did say she was pretty and demented.
Beck: When did she say that?
Andre: Chill dude, it's probably nothing. Cat probably did that.
Beck: I'm not worried.
Robbie: Hey, where are they anyway…?
Andre: I don't know, Jade left music theory class before I did.
Beck: When did Tori say Jade was pretty and demented?
Cat: When you were in Canada, Beck! You always miss a lot of things when you go to Canada.
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Beck Oliver updated his status.
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Beck Oliver says "I wonder what else happens when I'm away in Canada…"
Mood: pensive
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Andre Harris updated his status.
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Andre says:"We've been trying to find ToriVega and JadeWest for the last 45 minutes"
Mood: confused
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Jade West updated her status.
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Jade says:"I swear, ToriVega, if you touch me one more time…"
Mood: angry
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Tori Vega updated her status.
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Tori says:"I tried to get JadeWest to give me a hug and she threw my books into the garbage :("
Mood: dirty
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A/N So I intended for this to be funny and…that failed. This is for my annoying sisters Emily and Laura. Sometimes I want to slam their tongues in a car door but then they'd give me a time out so. Sorry this sucked. Haha, these are all Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana lyrics/titles.