Sup, guys, this is my first fanfic so if it sucks please don't rake me over the coals thx…

-tyrantsaurus

CHAPTER 1… A DRAGON AND A VAMPIRE

Driver: you goin' to Yokai Academy, kid.

Ti: yea, what of it!

Driver: well I was just thinking that it's a scary ass place, and you look pretty young and all, ya know…

Ti: do you even know who or what or how old I am!

Driver: well no, but-

Ti: I AM TI TOKAGE, THE DRAGON PRINCE AND I'M 780!

Driver: you do know that's only 18 in dragon years, right…

Ti:…I hate you so much….

Driver: well Mr. Tokage, you have a fine time at Yokai

Ti: die in a fire…

Moka: welcome to Yokai, i'm Moka, this is Tsukune, Kurumu, Yukari, Ruby, Mizore and Gin! And we'll show you around school!

Ti: I can already tell I'm not gonna like it here…

Tsukune: that's a little harsh…

Kurumu: bite me you little snot!

Ti: gladly…(opens gaping dragon jaws)

Kurumu: yipe!

Gin: what the HELL are you!

Mizore: h-he's a d-d-DRAGON!

Ti: ah, one of your kind I see…

DISCLAMER: I DO NOT OWN ROSARIO + VAMPIRE

Me: what did Ti mean by "your kind", why was Mizore so shakin up, why am I talking like a movie announcer learn all that and much more next time!