This was it. This was the moment he had been waiting for his entire fucking life: Harry Potter would hold back—could hold back—no longer. He could feel the hormones coming to a boil deep inside him; setting his loins a blaze. Harry knew there was no turning back now…

He pressed his lips passionately against Harry's lips, Harry eagerly returning Harry's bold move, thoroughly enjoying it.

"Oh Harry!" screamed Harry in agonizing joy as Harry fondled him wildly. It was then that they were interrupted—

"What are you horny bastards doing?!" exclaimed Harry, walking in on the two during their passion hour.

"Harry!" Harry and Harry exclaimed in shock, thinking that Harry would not be back so soon—indeed, he had his beloved Firebolt slung over his shoulder, as he had been out practicing Quiditch.

"I'm reporting you! If you're going to do that, at least do it in the fucking loo or something!" Harry yelled Angrily as he stormed out of the commonroom. Harry and Harry gave chase.

"NOOO! HARRY! WAIT!" they both screamed in unison, but it was no use.

Harry ran to the nearest classroom he could find, where a class was presently going on. He bursted into the room, disrupting the class.

"Professor Potter!" exclaimed Harry.

"What is it, Mr. Potter?" asked Professor Potter, looking annoyed.

"Harry and Harry were engaging in indecent activities in the commonroom and I feel like I need brain bleach now after seeing what I saw!" said Harry, visibly scarred.

"You know how to obliviate yourself, don't you?" asked Professor Potter. "Ugh… Obliviate!" Suddenly, Harry's face went into a blank stair.

Just then, Harry and Harry came in. "Whatever he tells you, it's a lie, we swear!" they exclaimed in unison.

"Alright, Potter, Potter, and Potter," said Professor Potter, "all of you go back to your commonroom and let me get back to my class."

"Yeah!" exclaimed Harry across the room.

"I will discipline Potter, Potter, and Potter, Mr. Potter," said Professor Potter to Harry before turning back to face Harry, Harry, and Harry.

"You will all go back to your commonroom now," he said, invoking the Jedi mind-meld.

"We will go back to our commonroom," said Harry, Harry, and Harry, falling for it.

"Move along," said Professor Potter.

"Move along," said Harry, Harry, and Harry. Professor Potter promptly slammed the door in their face and locked it shut.

Harry, Harry, and Harry walked back to the commonroom together, no longer able to quite recall what had just happened.

"Ah," said Harry, "I'm tired. I'm gonna go take a little nap before dinner. See you guys later—and keep it down, please."

"Of course!" said Harry and Harry in eagar unison.

As soon as Harry had climbed up the stares and was out of sight, earshot and mind, Harry and Harry looked at each other deviously. They scurried off to the loo to finish what they had started.

The end.