First of all, I haven't been on here for so long so hello again everyone. I had a surgery because I found a weird lump in my chest but I'm fine now and I had been studying for the SAT. Please except this crappy fic as an apology from me. I hope you enjoy it as much as I do writing it. Love you guys heaps and heaps! Please let me know what you think.

*Every character belongs to the genius, Oda sensei.

"Don't you think she is hot? Look at that body!" the redhead whispered. Given the way Kid and Law conversed, one would have thought they were best friends who were talking about such typical matter guys normally converged about: hot girl. There was nothing normal about the situation then, especially the circumstance afterward. The supernovas were having lunch together at the best restaurant in Sabaody Archipelago according to Bonney. But it was impossible to tell if the best meant quality or the ability to provide food fast enough that she wouldn't have to stop what her forte was. It was a week after Whitebeard's death and so everyone was discussing the event ebulliently. They were so chirpy even though they knew that deep down, everyone was wary of each other. Killer was the one who arranged the meeting and the chairs, which no one sat on given the excitement and clamor. The only reticent one there was Basil Hawkins, mumbling to his precious card; X Drake observed this with fascination while chatting with Urouge. No other customer was there, given that no one wants to risk their life, being in the same room with the scandalous pirates, and with such high bounties! Still, even if the civilian were there, there wouldn't be any food left for them; Jewelry Bonney ate it all, including the food for other supernovas. Everyone secretly felt lucky that the Strawhat Luffy wasn't there; they all heard rumor how that boy could consume chunks of meat in a blink of the eyes and it appeared one crazy eater was more than enough at the moment. Speaking of the woman, Law was a bit surprised how Bonney's crews were not present. If he were them, he would be. Judging from the way she ate, someone needed to teach her how to chew properly or else she would die in a pathetic death with chunks and bits of Roger-knows-what in her bronchia. Law felt somewhat sorry for the pinkhead digestive system and later, a lot more for himself.

"Umm no, the way she consumes food is so vulgar. She's such a glutton not to mention that tastelessly pink hair," Law replied back, "Where are you taking off to after this affair is over?" Law asked, trying to change the subject as the current one made him felt strangely uncomfortable for no reason.

"Do you think I will have a chance?" Kid inquired, completely ignored Law's earlier question. Not waiting to hear the answer, he headed confidently toward Bonney, leaving the poor surgeon behind.

"Eus-," Law called after him then snapped his mouth shut. He sighed and turned around to leave with his head down.

The tall figure of Kid stood in front of the hefty eater lithe one, "I have got lot of food an-,"

Unfortunately, Law's curiosity got better of him and before he knew it, he had turned around; his deep grey eyes observed a gruesome scene in front of him. Law watched in horror as Jewelry Bonney previously amethyst eyes literally expanded into glittery hearts, "Yes, yes, YESSSSS!"

"Room. Shambles."

In a split second, Law did thing he wouldn't normally have done. It was so reckless and very unlike him. Who knew? The calculated old him must had fled the moment those hearts appeared. So much for being a captain of the Heart Pirates. He couldn't find any reason why he did it, swapping his heart with Bonney's that was.

That's when Kid's sensible first mate, Killer, interrupted, "We don't have food, not even someone who knows how to cook well."

The room felt silent so timely and before everyone realized what had happened, Bonney, whose eyes had turned back to the usual grey, carried all the food on the table and ran out of the seafood restaurant in a speed of light which came as a surprise given how much she had eaten.

"I have no idea Trafalgar Law loves clams so much," Capone spoke in wonder.

What have I done?

Trafalgar Law sat dumbstruck with a baffled expression on his handsome face.

I've even got boobs.

It appeared no one noticed when he swapped body with Bonney so they starred to see if Bonney would protest due to lack of food but when she didn't they all started talking once more.

"So, will you go out with me?" Kid asked.

"Ye-, I mean, NO!"

"Trafalgar LAW?" Kid asked, his eyes widened slightly. The surgeon rushed out of the room to find the pinkhead, followed by an excited crowd of supernovas who had just realized what really happened. No one heard the soft voice of the crying manager, timidly telling them to pay before they left. The poor guy ran to the deck where his yellow submarine was only to find that his vehicle had vanished.

Kid strolled after Law and only caught few words Law was cussing. But given the small hiss the smaller man was emitting he couldn't catch whether it was baka or nakama. Though the former seemed more likely given the situation.

"It is bound to happen, " Hawkins muttered to his precious cards, "It has ninety-four percent chance after all."