Resident Lesbian
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A/N: Emerald i do NOT aprecciate your little PM flame on my profile. But thank you for pointing out that i spelt 'lesbian' wrong.
Chapter One: A Lesbian Two Doors Down
(Also this has part of the first chapter in it! Sorry. XP)
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Hey you guys i heard that the Mega-Hot Lesbian two doors down just got dumped by her Girlfriend Ino! Think i got a shot?" A quite odd fellow was looking out his friend's window. He had blond hair and deep blue sea eyes that usually held confusion or just nothing. Exactly what was going on in his head. Nothing.
"Does the word 'Lesbain' mean anything to you Naruto?" The owner of the voice was non other that Sasuke Uchiha. The man who owned the apartment. Let's just say he was touchy when it came to his neighbor. The man sitting- or rather sleeping next to him was Shikamaru Nara.
His hair was pulled back into a high pony tail that made him look like a pineapple and was usually asleep. He is currently dating Temari Subuko. But she ain't important right now. A man with white eyes gave a rather irritated sigh and bonked Naruto on the head. He muttered a 'baka' before reading his book 'Acceleration' (I'm readin' it now it's REALLY good!).
His eyes made him look blind and he's been mistaken for a woman once or twice with his long chestnut hair. It was kept in a very low pony tail and he always had this cool Ora(Sp?) around him. It's as if he was born like totally cool. Now the lesbian was non other than the supper hottie, Haruno Sakura.
Her eyes were a deep emerald and she has perfect pale skin. And when i type perfect i totally mean it. Her hair is a rather long pink and her ass is so fine! But it's nothing compared to her knockers(Yeah i sound perverted but you know!). Suddenly the blond boy, Naruto got an idea for once that didn't involve committing a crime.
"How about we make a bet! The first guy here to date the Lesbian gets um... Just let me check my wallet..." He rummaged a bit and pulled what seemed to be a six month old ring pop, dirty socks(What the hell?), a pen with a chewed off cap and a five dollar bill covered in tape. Sweat drop.
"What? It ripped!" The three--Shikamaru kinda just snored-- rolled their eyes and each held out 200 dollars(I'm sorry i live in Redding, CA and have NO clue how that Yin crap works!). Well Neji kinda pulled the money from Shika's pocket but hey he's in the bet now! The men tossed each hundred into a hat that just happened to be on a table. It would be a real challenge getting Sakura Haruno-- AKA the super-mega-hottie-lesbian to date them.
"Alright so who wants to try first? Also! There ARE some rules!" (I'm just going to list the rules if you don't mind)
1. You may NOT tell her about the bet at ANY costs!
2. If she finds out on her own your out!
3. You may NOT pay her to date you!
4. Please DON'T hire a slut to dress as her and pretend to date her! (O.o)
5. Um... just follow the rules!
"SO ARE WE CLEAR ON THE RULES!?" Once again Naruto's poor poor head was smacked. "Shut up dobe." Sasuke calmy stepped on Naruto's back and voted the Hyuga(Is it Hyuuga or Hyuga?). Shika kinda made a chocking noise(Probably because Neji had fallen from shock and just so happened to land on him), Naruto gave a weak thumbs up and Neji just kinda sat there. Slowly Neji nodded his head.
(BTW i SWEAR this will be SasuSaku! Remember Sakura is lesbian possibly bi and shows no interest in men((Well not YET anyways!))
"Good tomorrow sometime between three and eight you're gonna show up at her door with those little chocl-argggg..." Naruto started to drool and soon fell to the floor were he was bathed in spit. Ew. Sasuke bent down and once again stepped on him. Deciding to get back to the matter at hand he handed four walkie(Is it walkie or walki?) talkies to everyone(Shika had recently woken up due to the fact that he could not breathe).
Everyone seemed to get the idea and promptly left. Neji with a bored expression, Shika a 'troublesome', and uh Naruto? He somehow got out from under Sasuke's foot and ran on down to Ichiraku's. 'This bet could be fun...' Sasuke grabbed his remote and clicked to 'Boiling Points'. It was an episode where- You know what? I'll just type it out! (Also if you've never watched it then um... Watch it!)
(Boiling Points)
They explain the rules and the camera shows a blond haired teen with blue eyes. She's been waiting for her bag for about a half an hour. 20 minuets longer than it should take.
"Where is my bag?" The 'manager' could see the anger and malice in her eyes. "C-calm down m-" "I WILL NOT CALM DOWN I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR A HALF AN HOUR GOD DAMNIT! YOU WILL NOT TELL ME TO CALM DOWN!" Beeeeeeeeep! She was one minuet away too! "Hey miss. Here's your bag but i want you to turn and face that deer hat to your left. The girl turns and just stares.
"Say hello to the camera! You're on Boiling Points!" (Which i do NOT own). The girl blushed madly-
Click! Sasuke turned off the t.v. suddenly he didn't feel like watching his favorite show. The sound of a bell reached his ears and he slowly--almost reluctantly got up from his place on the hard couch and opened what the damned manager called a door. He was about to say; 'i don't want any go away' before he saw his neighbor smiling up at him. Her pink hair gave her away and so did her emerald orbs.
"Can i borrow some sugar?" How could anyone say no to that cute, innocent, face with the puppy eyes? He nodded and led her inside. She was seated on his cherry wood stool. He noticed that her eyes darted to T.F Simon's painting "Nude Girls At Sea". (Okay i don't know the REAL little but I'm close right?) She smiled.
"I have a painting by him too. Your apartment is very nice Mr. Uchiha." She continued on till the end of a hall where a painting by Picasso. It was "Blue-Nude" (I think?). She personally was a fan of Picasso. She was interrupted form her thoughts as a small little kitten pawed at her pale leg. She let our a loud 'Aww!' and picked him up. He was a black cat with white socks and a white and gray mask.
His eyes were a deep black and his tiny little tongue licked her nose. She giggled before setting him down again and returning to the kitchen. By now Sasuke had the sugar out and was pouring it into a bag that Sakura had so kindly brought. He was tempted to ask her out but then he remembered it was Hyuuga's turn. And besides to get with a lesbian you have to think like one(Okay i really don't have anything against them! Just sayin')
"Um. Thanks! Maybe we can have a girl's day or something? Not that I'm calling you gay! I just- well okay! How about a night out on the town as friends?" She sheepishly rubbed the back of her head and laughed rather oddly. He kindly declined saying something along the lines of 'work' and bid her goodbye.
Suddenly the phone rang.
"hello?"
Heavy breathing...
"hello...?"
"I LOVE YOU SASUKE-KUN!"
"How'd this chick get my number?"
Then outside his door was a line of...
Fan girls.
(Gasp!)
It's mega short but I'm meeting a friend at... 6:00 and it's like 4:51 and with traffic it's going to take FOR EVER. Also I'm lookin' for a beta reader! He/she MUST pm me soon for i can not spell. I just wanted to update today! Also if I'm going too fast then let me know kindly.