[disclaimed]
-king of hearts-
[i ain't the only one in love. reputation is a bad girl, 'cause he the king of hearts. he had me open from the start, having had him i wish i dealt the cards.]
It started out as a prank played on him by his best friends
"Hey, look at that commercial!"
"What about it? All of us are married already. Or about to be."
"Aren't you forgetting someone?"
"No… Oh, wait!"
"Memory loss, much? Anyway, we should so sign him up!"
But turned into a big deal for him
"I know this sounds gay… but do I look handsome enough?"
"You're right, man. That did sound gay."
"Oh, come on! Just answer the fucking question."
'Cause, you know, it's not every day you get 25 girls wanting your attention
"Jesus Christ, she's such a fucking beyotch!"
"You know you're just saying that because she's your best competition."
"Yeah, yeah. Whatever. He's so going to be mine."
And when there's desire for the same thing between young women
"He's fucking mine!"
"No, bitch. He's all mine."
"Shut the hell up. He's mine!"
"Okay, you know we just sound like 5-year-olds now, right?"
Catfights are unavoidable
"Hey, do you think I should wash the toilet with her toothbrush?"
"Hell yeah."
"What if she comes and stabs me with a knife at night?"
"That should be a risk you're willing to take."
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One guy
"What the hell? Why the fuck did you guys sign me up for this gay thing?"
"Dude, chillax. We just didn't want you to be a bachelor for your whole fucking life."
"Well, a little warning would've been nice."
Twenty five girls
"You do know that this show is just a way a guy can be a player without being called a player, right?"
"Oh, who cares. He's hot."
"Then fight for him. Because it's going to be a long battle with all these bitches."
One competition
"I'm so going to win this competition."
"I wouldn't be so confident, girl. Look at how determined everyone looks."
"Well, I'm more determined than all of their determinedness added together."
"Um. That didn't really make sense, but I think I got it?"
Get ready for the ride
"Oh gosh. I'm so not ready to do this."
"Don't worry. There's only a couple million people worldwide watching you!"
"Jeez. Thanks. I feel so much better now.
Because the drama's just starting.
Starring:
Layne Abeley
Nina Callas
Alicia Rivera
Massie Block
Claire Lyons
Nikki Dalton
Skye Hamilton
Olivia Ryan
Allie-Rose Singer
Strawberry McAdams
Kori Gedman
Heather Marks
Meena Thompson
Dylan Marvil
Kristen Gregory
and
The Bachelor
Coming to a computer screen near you soon.
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Author's Note: I hope you guys enjoyed it! Title and lyrics from Jason Derulo's Queen of Hearts, I love that song! Credit to Lisa (Crazieness, my co-author) for writing this trailer for me! Also this is based off of the TV show "The Bachelor". If you haven't heard of it, go google it. It's basically just a guy looking for a wife and 25 girls want to be his wife. Anyway, review? You'll get a virtual hug!