(Updated 22/12/2011, because of errors and such.)
Hello, and welcome to The REAL Legend of Zelda. I am XietyDiety and this is my first story on fanfic, but certainly not the last! For all of my stories there are two authors. There's Xiety (me), and Diety (my helful co-worker). I am the mastermind behind the storyline and put it all down while Diety does all of the editing and revising, though often Diety co-writes the story as well.

Disclaimer: The LoZ, and all of its characters, does NOT belong to me. All of the OCs are my own, though... that's kind of why they're OCs...

#1 Intro

Right. So, there's The Legend of Zelda, and Ocarina of Time, and Twilight Princess - not to mention a whole bunch of others. They're all basically the same. Zelda finds a way to get herself into some trouble and I have to heroically step in, right? Okay, cool - we're on the same pace. And this all started with the very first Link, they guy from Skyward Sword, right?

WRONG.

Yeah, thanks for taking the limelight, bud. To clarify, I am the very first Link that there ever was. Like, ever. You wanna know why they don't bother to mention my sorry ass? Well, that's precisely why - I'm a sorry ass.

I didn't do very much right, but I guess the Godesses had to choose someone to save the world, huh? So, they were looking for someone who was daring and brave. Sure, I was daring and brave... that basically means "willing to do anything," right? They needed someone with the skills of a swordsman... well, I can wave a sword around. Kind of.

All in all, maybe I wasn't their best choice. But I guess it's their decision that they'll have to live with forever.

So, here it is: the REAL Legend of Zelda. The REAL start from square one. It's a tale of sheer dumb luck, stupidity, tidbits of humor sprinkled here and there, and a lot of everything going quite horribly wrong. And boy, is it a hell of a ride.

Thanks for reading, please review. This is just the intro, the actually chapters are coming up after this. If you like it, review and message. Spread word of my story. (Psst... bird is the word.)