"Hey!" A male voice exclaimed, "She's over there!"
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The sound of blubbery hooves smacking the ground in a dramatic get away. "Who could that have been?!" One of the guard ponies neighed, holding a hoof to his forehead as he fainted.
"I think I lost them." The face the size of the moons flanks faded into view. "Buuuuut..." The beady eyes shifted left to right, the pupils the size of quill tips. "Where. Am. I?" The face suddenly reeled in disgust, "Dear Celestia's arse! What the hoof is that?!" the teeny tiny eyes quivered.
Hi. My name is… Sorry, I can't tell you. You might be a spy. Triple S for short(sometimes, depends on how I'm feeling.)
as I thought in my head, "what is that horrible ugly happy pony that I see in front of me"
"what is your name" she asked curiously
"derpy" she replied
"nice to meet you derpy do you live on these lands?"
"what lands?"
"the land that we are standing on now derpy"
"we are standing?"
"never mind is there another pony that I can see and talk to"
"yea right this way"
"as she takes me to the nation equestria I see a battle in the distance a little purple pony and a giant goat man I think"
"as I continue walking a laser flys over and strikes derpy"
"she said ruuuunnnnn"
"so I ran but being the clumsy pony that I am I tripped and I fell and I died"
the end