Whiney the Pee Pooh
Winnie the Pooh was nicknamed, by his friends, Whiney the Pee Pooh. This made Winnie really mad, especially at EE Ore, who had come up with the idea. So Winnie took over the galaxy. Well, he thought he took over the galaxy… Winnie's astronomy skills weren't exactly on fleek, and so what he thought was the galaxy turned out to actually just be a bowl of honey. He used the bowl of honey to steal EE Ore's tail and stick it to the highest branch of the highest tree in the city. Then he woke up and realized he actually did take over the galaxy and no exceptions. Then Moocowjessicong, the booger monkey, sneezed out the entire galaxy. Moocowjessicong farted out the galaxy one time, but ate it back up.
Now, at this point, you're probably quite confused. That's perfectly reasonable; I would be too if I were in your position, but bear with me and I'll explain everything. THE END. THE END.