He then feels hungry, so he goes to the kitchen. When, to his surprise... There's not very much food! Everything in there takes the slightest amount of effort to cook! "This will never do," he thought.
He then realized the simplest solution. Luigi had to go to a fast food place. He walked over to the door.
Before leaving, he asked Mario if he wanted anything. "Nah, I'm-a good," Mario replied casually. Luigi was fine with this, considering he was paying for this.
Luigi stepped out of the door, as he would any other day. For some reason, Luigi has a car, so he got in his car.
He turned the key a couple times since it was having minor trouble starting up, but he was able to get it going.
Luigi turned on the radio. For some reason, Take on Me was playing. He kind of liked the song, so he let it play.
The car was now moving, and Luigi left the driveway. He got on the road and drove casually. "Gosh, today really is-a normal," Luigi thought to himself, almost suspiciously. It was like something went wrong every day in their world. Such is the life of a Nintendo character.
Luigi got on the freeway and drove faster as the speed limit had increased. There were few people on the road at the moment, which was a very good thing. No traffic today.
Once Luigi got further into town about 5 minutes later, the fast food joints were in sight.
Luigi had decided to go to McDonald's. It had good fries and decent burgers. Plus, they sold all kind of drinks there.
Luigi went into the drive-through. It didn't take long, as only two cars were in front of him. After a minute or so, Luigi could place his order.
"Hello?" Luigi inquired calmly to the intercom. "Are you there?"
"Yes," said the ambiguous voice. "May I take your order?"
"Yes, I would like a double-a cheeseburger medium with a Coke," Luigi stated.
"Is that all?" the employee asked normally.
"Yes." Luigi softly answered.
"Okay," said the worker over the speaker, "that'll be $4.77."
Luigi, minorly held up by several other cars, went to get his meal. He was quite bored.
Luigi finally made it... to the paying window. He gave the employee $4.80, and they gave him back $0.03, which he was likely not to be using, as pennies are practically worthless.
At the second window, Luigi was given his lone bag of food containing two items and the moderately sized cup of the requested beverage.
With this accomplished, Luigi drove back to his house. It took about 10 minutes for him to return to his house. He went to his table alone, and ate the fries first, then the burger, and finished it off with the soda.
Luigi liked it. It tasted pretty good.
And with that, Luigi's quest to not be hungry anymore was accomplished.