A/N: I was going to make this a big multi-chapter story but I'm lazy and itching to write yaoi scenes so it will be in four parts. Main parings Alois/Ciel and Claude/Sebastian. Hints at Sebastian/Ciel and Claude/Alois. I didn't have a beta for this story so I apologize in advance if there are errors but I combed through this chapter at least 3 times and I think I caught everything but I'm only human.

Disclaimer: I do not own Kuroshitsuji.

Ciel could feel a headache coming on and Alois wasn't even in the room yet. Why in god's name was he even here at the Trancy manner again? Oh yes… the Queen. It was the queen's request that in light of recent events her 'dog' and 'spider' get along. Ciel frowned remembering what the letter said. It was in his good opinion that some things should not be brought together. He knew in the world everything had its opposition but this was not a simple case of opposites. For even opposites could sometimes complement each other. No, Ciel was convinced that this was a case of two things that were just not meant to be brought together. Ever. Whoever heard of a dog and a spider being friendly anyway? It was a preposterous idea. Despite his objections however he could not disobey the queen.

Bringing a hand up to comfort his budding headache, Ciel's action was met by Sebastian asking if everything was alright. Ciel was tempted to glare Sebastian down. Everything was not all right and Sebastian, the bastard, knew that. Although Ciel resented Sebastian's question, which bordered on taunting amusement more than actual concern, he turned his head to his butler standing behind him and replied quickly that he was fine before turning back around. Ciel just wished Trancy would hurry and make his appearance so that they could spend the time the queen commanded they spend together already and get this debacle over with. Sebastian simply smiled at Ciel's back upon hearing his reply. He could only imagine the complaints running through his young master's head.

The little patience Ciel had for the situation was dwindling but he waited anyway taking in his surroundings to kill the time. When he and Sebastian had first arrived at the manor they had been escorted by the Trancy butler into an overly luxurious salon where they had been told the earl would receive them shortly. That had been nearly twenty minutes ago and Ciel did not want to spend more time than necessary in the gaudy room which he found quite tacky. The parlor was themed in royal blues and blacks with gold trimmings on anything and everything from the oversized intricately woven curtains to the simple cloth that lay over the low tea table in front of him and the black velvet couch he was seated on. The room and all its ordinates seem to scream with the tastelessness Ciel found often in the nouveau riche and mentally added it to the list of things he did not like about the earl. He braced himself as the door to the parlor opened and in bounced Alois followed by his butler of statuesque composure.

"Ciel!" Alois' voice was filled with mirth as he skipped towards him twirling before he stopped to stand before him. "I've missed you! Have you missed me? Have you been waiting here long?" Alois asked in rapid fire excitement.

Ciel knew far better than to fall for Alois' false mannerisms. He wished Alois would just drop the façade already. Although either way he had a hunch the day would not go so smoothly, he felt that with all farce out of the way it would be easier for them to try and get along at least.

"I have been waiting here now for twenty-five minutes Trancy." Ciel responded ignoring the first question. He would sooner miss hell than Alois.

"Trancy! Trancy?", Alois pretended to pout. He had known the second Ciel's carriage had arrived at his gates, Claude had told him. But knowing how it might irritate Ciel, decided to draw out their meeting and make him wait awhile. "My dear Ciel if we are to be friends then it is my wish you would call me Alois. I do long to hear my name leave your lips."

Alois emphasized 'friends' making a hint to the queen's letter. Ciel picked up on it fine but made note that nowhere in her majesty's letter did she mention friends. Getting along? Fine. But friends were taking it far further than Ciel ever wanted to go with Alois.

He sighed but complied nonetheless, it was all for the queen's sake anyway. "Alois", Ciel said using his name. "It is my wish that we can find some middle ground and become civil and in good time as well. It is her majesty's desire after all".

"Of course!" Alois nodded eagerly, all smiles, but frankly he couldn't give two shits about what that stuffy old bat thought. A familiar darkness edged into his eyes as he continued, "I hope we can become very close indeed Ciel."

Though as quickly as it appeared, it was gone and Alois' mood had swung back to joyful once again. "But how can we become such good friends with our boring butlers present and ruining the mood!"

Alois turned to Claude, hands on his hips, to give him a harsh order. "Claude, I order you to take Sebastian and leave this room. Do whatever it is that you butlers do when not in the company of your masters and leave us. We are not to be disturbed under any circumstances. Is that clear?"

"Yes, your highness"

Claude bowed deeply and looked towards Sebastian as a signal to follow him. Sebastian however was not as quick to comply and looked down towards Ciel as to ask if it was really alright if he was left alone with Alois. Annoyed with the situation, Ciel simply closed his eyes waved Sebastian off. Although he appreciated Sebastian's concern he was not nervous to be alone with Alois. 'Getting along' meant neither one would harm the other and even though Ciel suspected Alois' intentions to be less than innocent, he was confident no harm would come to him if left alone in his presence.

"Yes, my lord." Sebastian gave a deep bow as well and walked past Claude who had been holding the door open.

"Oh and Claude?" Claude had already made to exit, his back facing them but he turned his head in acknowledgement to Alois.

"Do not let that Phantomhive butler out of your sights" Alois smirked mischievously. Claude merely nodded his head in confirmation before muttering 'Excuse me' as he left the room behind Sebastian and closed the door.

Alois turned back to Ciel who still remained seated, he had an idea. "Hey Ciel! Let's go outside and play a game! Come on Cieeeeeeel!" Alois began to tug on Ciel's arm.

"No." was Ciel's curt reply snatching his arm back. It was cool in the manor but outside the sun beat down heavy and Ciel did not think he could suffer both the heat and Alois together, it would truly be the death of him. Alois glared down at Ciel dangerously for denying his request and ruining his idea. Ciel, not one to be intimidated easily matched Alois' stare with equal intensity in his eyes.

The boys remained like that for minutes but seeing as this was getting them nowhere at all Alois came up with an even more delicious idea than first had been. Letting out a huff he exclaimed 'How boring!' and plopped down ungracefully next to Ciel on the sofa spreading his limbs out dramatically as he draped an arm over his face in further show.

Not amused in the least Ciel looked away. His headache was now pounding in full force. Alois peeked at Ciel from underneath his arm. He seemed to be distracted and with his guard was down now this would be too easy.

"Ciel" Alois started, calling his name out innocently. "Let's play a different game then…" The boy sat up resting his weight on his hands and leaned his upper body close to Ciel who turned to look at him.

"… A different game?" Ciel's brows knitted in confusion. A devious smile danced on Alois' lips and he reached over into Ciel's lap stroking his hand, their faces now inches apart.

"An adult game", he whispered seductively as his words blew hot onto Ciel's face tickling it.

Blue eyes widened in realization of what Alois was probably eluding to by 'adult game'. Slapping his hand away Ciel scooted down to the other end of the couch, all the while keeping his good eye on Alois.

"Come now Ciel, you must play this game all the time with Sebastian. How could you possibly resist? He just smells too damn good. I bet you both do this every day", was Alois' crude comment.

He was now crawling across the sofa. Every inch Ciel moved back was another inch he advanced. A blush threaten Ciel's checks and he wanted to ask Alois how in the hell he knew what Sebastian smelled like but found other matters more pressing as his back was now against the end of the couch signaling he had no more room to back into. Thinking quickly Ciel made a move to escape off the sofa but Alois caught one of his legs and pulled Ciel back onto the couch to lie on his back. Alois laughed at Ciel's unsuccessful attempt to escape him. He crawled on top of Ciel and hovered over him with his arms on either side of Ciel locking him in. Their noses touched briefly. Ciel opened his mouth to object but Alois began before he could.

"We could make this game interesting, ne? We can pretend that this couch is a ship and I am the captain who has found an unfortunate stowaway aboard and in exchange for not being thrown out to the retched sea… the young stowaway offers his body to be thoroughly ravished." During his speech Alois used his hand to trail down the length of Ciel's body, it came back to rest over his clothed hip drawing circles on the protruding bone there with his index finger.

"Absolutely not!" was Ciel's reply. He took advantage of the fact Alois' had moved his arm and used that leverage to shove him off. However it back fired as Alois grabbed on to Ciel making them both tumble onto the floor.

A soft Persian rug cushioned their fall but it still didn't do wonders for Ciel, who despite landing on top, now had dizziness to add to his headache. He sat up not noticing he was still on Alois straddling him now as he tried to gain some sort of equilibrium. Alois, who did in fact notice, grinned and bucked his hips up roughly.

"Oh! Oh yes! Ride me Ciel! Ride me like you ride Sebastian!" Alois laughed loudly at his own remark running both hands up Ciel's thighs and bringing them around to give Ciel's bottom a firm squeeze.

"That is quiet enough!" Ciel's equilibrium had returned to him and he stood up trying to mask his reddening cheeks with a disgusted look. He brushed himself off and made sure to stand a good feet's distance away from Alois, who was still on floor, just in case he tried something again. He didn't know what flustered him more. The fact Alois had just grabbed his butt or the Sebastian comment, both were equally humiliating so it was a tough call.

"You are the crudest most revolting person I have ever had the displeasure of meeting." Ciel said regaining some composure.

"I take that to mean you haven't fucked your butler yet?" Alois replied choosing to ignore the comment about him. He rolled onto his stomach and placed his head in his hands tossing Ciel a fake thoughtful look.

"Hmmm…I wonder why that is…Haha I bet you haven't even kissed him!"

"That happens to be none of your damned business!" Ciel snapped. His face was now completely red and his hands clenched by his sides in anger and embarrassment.

"You mean you haven't even kissed him? ...Seriously Ciel?" Alois looked up to him in what appeared to be honest disbelief. He couldn't believe anyone, not to mention a demon, could resist tapping Ciel's sweet ass. Oh this was just too good.

Ciel huffed and turned away blushing, he didn't want to dignify that with an answer.

"So you haven't then..." Alois sat up, sitting on his knees. "You should kiss me then Ciel." He said decidedly.

"How about I just die?" Ciel replied sarcastically.

He was to his wits end and wanted to get away from Alois immediately, to hell with the queen. She was obviously batshit insane if she thought anyone could get along with Alois for even a day. Ciel would love to see her try at it. He turned to walk towards the door and got half way there before Alois' next words stopped him in his tracks.

"Hmm, are you scared then Ciel?" Alois asked teasingly.

"No" he replied curtly, his back to Alois.

"Is that so? Then you weren't just about to retrieve your butler so he can steal you away to safety? It's probably why you two haven't even kissed, let alone fucked. He's probably secretly disgusted by your utter dependence on him. Why don't you call for him now since you're obviously so frightened. It's pitful really… Do you even get him to wipe your ass Ciel? I'd bet even Claude would have a laugh at that." Alois started cackling madly nearly doubling over as one hand supported him from the floor and the other wrapped around his stomach.

Although most, if not all, of what Alois just said was false. In addition, the fact that the irony of someone like Alois patronizing anyone for being so dependent on their butler was extremely laughable and while Ciel in his mind knew these things, it nevertheless struck a nerve in him. He was already sensitive about the degree he actually depended on Sebastian. He would like to think he didn't rely on him as much as he did. Ciel was also perfectly capable of doing things on his own including wiping his own backside for that matter and he did as much as well, thank you very much.

"Enough." Ciel said but his command fell on deaf ears as Alois' mad laughing drowned it out.

"I SAID ENOUGH!"

His yell filled the room and brought Alois' attention back to him, Alois was silent for once. Ciel remained silent after his outburst also but moved to cross the room to where Alois was and sat expectantly on the floor in front of him, sitting on his knees as well. He would give this fool one kiss and show him and damn Sebastian, if necessary, that Ciel Phantomhive wasn't scared of anything and could do some, if not most, things for himself.

"Fine then, let's kiss."

Alois was a bit surprised at Ciel's sudden compliance. He had anticipated fighting Ciel on this a bit longer but guessed he had underestimated the amount of pride Ciel had held when it came to the matter of his independence. Excellent. This had been easy.

Wasn't it just like a dog too? Accepting a challenge so boldly to defend something such as pride that in the end meant so little? And he, the spider, had spun the perfect web as his trap. It would start with a kiss but now that Alois had Ciel in his web he did not plan on letting him go free so easily.

A/N: Oh Ciel, you walked right into that one. Get him Alois!

Review please and tell me what you think! Good or bad I don't mind but I do live for the feedback. I was going to make it that Ciel had already been with Sebastian before but let's be real here, after Sebastian there is no way a 14 year old human boy is going to be sufficient which would then kinda prevent this story from happening lawl ;D

Yaoi next chapter, get excited! Reviews motivate me to go faster~ if someone wants to beta for me that would be awesome and much appreciated as I have none at the moment.